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Here Are Some Seemingly Worthless Reasons To Click Your Mouse. Then Again, Some People Really Like Clicking Their Mouse. If You Happen To Be One Of Those People, Feel Free To Go Nuts Here. Actually, Immediately Below Here. Clicking RIGHT Here Won't Do Much Of Anything For You. Unless You Just REALLY Like Clicking That Mouse. In Which Case I Recommend Seeing Someone About That. But Anyway, Like I Said, Go Nuts. Go Nuts. That Rhymes With Donuts. |
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| "One Man's Morning is Another Man's Afternoon." - Michael Moore Jr, circa 2005 |
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| Hi There. If you're reading this then indeed you are a lucky fellow. Or lady. You might be a lucky lady. The point is that there is no other place, I'd rather be than right here, right now. Look at me, I'm breaking into Jesus Jones lyrics. Who the crap is Jesus Jones, you say? Well, that's for you to figure out. What I CAN tell you is that, while this site is not yet where I'd like it to be, there are a few diversions to be found here if you just know where to look. I personally recommend the following: |
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| "I like cows because they're so serene." - Michael Moore Jr, circa 1990, on why he wanted a cow on his class ring |
| "There are two types of people in this world. There's me, and then there's a bunch of people who aren't me." - Michael Moore Jr, circa 2004, on the great diversity of human life |
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| COMING SOON! Mike's Page-o-Quotes From The Greatest Movies He Ever Saw. DON'T BLINK OR YOU MIGHT MISS THEM!!! |
| Assorted Nonsense Home - This is where I put things that don't have any real value. Actually there are a lot of those things in other areas too, but here is where they really belong. |
| Short Stories Home - If you've never read a story about the addictive qualities of pudding, but have always secretly wanted to, here is a good place to look for that sort of thing.. |
| Essays Home - Nothing to see here, really. Unless you're curious as to what my college writing assignments look like. Yes, I'm still in college. Some of us mature slower than others. |
| Now available exclusively at www.michaelmoorejr.com: |
| Thank you for taking the time to visit www.michaelmoorejr.com. We hope you enjoyed your stay. Described by some as "A delightful page which contains an amusing assortment of random ramblings and nonsensical diversions" and others, perhaps more accurately, as "A thick layer of absolute frustration and bewilderment, built upon a foundation of utter pointlessness," to which I say, "You said udder," anyway, www.michaelmoorejr.com is what it is and thus shall it remain, til the end of our days, or perhaps just until I find something more useful for it. Kind of overly two-dimensional to make a good paperweight... |
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| What's new! Added a new essay 04/20/2005, read it here Added another new essay 04/20/2005, read it here |
| Pardon the interruption, but... |
| STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND GO HERE INSTEAD!!! |
| That is the place where you're going to find the exciting answers to all of your most pressing Michael Moore Jr-related questions. That is the website that I update on a semi-regular basis. I NEVER update this site. Unless you count today. Then technically this site has been updated more recently than that one. But I assure you that today is the exception that proves the rule. Besides, by the time you read this, it probably won't even be today anymore... |
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