Friend Or Giant Evil Empire Trying To Take Over The World?
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| Canada: Friend Or Giant Evil Empire Trying To Take Over The World? |
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| NEW information on the conspiracy!!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Hello, and welcome to my website. This web site was made in order to tell the public about the Canadian conspiracy. I know it seems like they are just your avarge country next door, but really they are trying hard to take over the world, and turn everyone into monkeys. Thats right, monkeys. Do I have any proof you ask. The answer is no. But do you really need proof? I think unfounded accusations are enough. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is possibly an actual photo of someone turned into a monkey by the Canadians. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Now you may be saying, if there is this conspiracy, who is in charge? I will tell you. It's the Japadians. Also know as Japanese Canadians. I first came in contact with a Japadian (who I believe is the main leader) while I was on a trip to Canada. He was driving a car. From this it is hard not to come to the conclusion that Canada is trying to turn the whole world into monkeys, and the whole operation is run by these Japadians. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is a kitten. It has nothing to do with Canada, but it is cute! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Now comes the question of how the Canadians will take over the world. The answer is, bacon. Not normal bacon, but that Canadian bacon. It is really just ham, and we all know it, but they call it canadian bacon. What they do is inject the ham with a chemical that turns you into a monkey, and that is what makes it Canadian bacon. Is there proof of this you ask. Well, there may be, but I don't have any. But who really needs proof? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is a woman that the Canadians shot to the moon to turn her into a monkey. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| More Canadian Conspiracy "proof" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Here is another extremely good Canadian conspiracy site | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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