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Canada is behind all "alien" abductions |
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It has recently come to my attention, thanks to my friend Gus who lives inside my head, that Canada is behind all of these so-called alien abductions. This is hard to prove, but I have found "proof". First all, all of these "abduction" stories that I have heard of, have been in the past 50 years or so. That dosen't seem like a big deal, but Canada has been around that long as well. This proves that they are in on it. Now, anyone with have a brain, would have to agree with me on that, but I know some of you out there are ignorant. So, I found more proof. |
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A picture that shows beyond a shadow of a doubt that Canada is behind these "abductions" |
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The next bit of proof that I have is the Canada has an army. Thats right, an army. Why would Canada need an army? It not like anyone wants to take over there country. The only explination for this is to abduct people. I also have from an "expert" in Canadian conspiracys that Canadians and aliens both are obsessed with anal probing. You can view his site here. |
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Robot used in these "abduction" expiremints. |
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Ok, so now we have we have the question of why the Canadians are abducting people and blaiming it on aliens. The answer is simple. Little Debbie Snack Cakes. Thats right, those snake cakes are the reason for the abductions. I know, right now you are so upset with yourself. How could you have not seen it? It makes perfect sence. Don't worry, we've all been blinded by thier evil plans. |
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This picture explains all of this abductions busness. |
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