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Canadian Conspiracy:
More Proof (or at least what I like to call proof) that Canada is takeing control of the world |
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The Canadian/Wisconson Conspiracy |
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I have found more out about the Canadian Conspiracy. This may come as a shock to you, and I suggest that anyone that has problems with their bowels or bladder not read this. |
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I know some of you may have laughed at me when I said that Canada is an evil empire trying to take control of the world and turn everyone into monkeys. You all may have laughed, but now I have proof that Canada is invadeing the U.S. What is this proof you ask, its Wisconson.
If you think about this it makes sense. Fisrt off, the is nothing in Wisconson, and no one cares about it what-so-ever. It's the perfect place to start moving in. Now, is there proof that it is happening? Yes there is. People in Wisconson speak Canadian. Take the word "aye" for example. Who says "aye"? Canadians and Wisconsons. I think this unfounded acusation is pleanty of proof, but if you want more, there is more. What do Canadians like most? Beer and hockey. What do Wisconsons like most? Beer and hockey. Is this just a coincidence? I don't see how it could be. The only logical explination is that Canadians are slowly moving over the border and takeing control of the U.S. Once they have taken over the U.S. there is nothing left to stop them from taking over the world. Oh, Canada is getting really sneaky now. |
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This is a Canadian poseing as an Amaerican. Notice how clever the disguise is. You can't even tell she's not an American |
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Star Trek:
TV show or Canadian Conspiracy? |
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Who hasn't heard of Star Trek? Now it seems that perhaps it was just a crappy show, but really it was a form of mind control made by the Canadians. If you don't believe me, just look at all the trekies out there. They do whatever Star Trek tells them to do. The Canadians are just waiting for the right time to tell all the trekies to attack. Proof of this conspiracy is first off the fact that there is pretty much always been a Star Trek show on the air since the 60's. You had the orignal Star Trek, then the Next Generation, then Deep Space Nine, then Voyager, and now there is Enterprise. That alone should be enough proof, but there is more. Many of the actors on the Star Trek shows are Canadians. William Shatner (he played Captain Kirk) is Canadian, as well as James Doohan (he played Scotty) and John Colicos (he played the first Klingon in that show). There are also many Canadian guest stars on Star Trek including Christopher Plummer and Saul Rubinek (don't ask me who they are, I don't know, but they are Canadian). I don't think this can just be a coincidence. If that isn't enough proof, there's Gene Roddenberry. Gene Roddenberry is from Texas, which is basically Canada. |
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This page will be updated with new infromation on the Canadian conspiracy as I become aware of it / make it up. |
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New informations on the Canadian Conspiracy |
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