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No milk today, the cows have gone away The farmer stands forlorn, he used to milk at dawn No milk today, there came the strangest sight Them cows went flying by in spaceships way up high Wouldn�t you know green ETs have all been Examining with scopes and probing with machines The Enquirer says that aliens were seen Performing lewd and kinky acts bovine No milk today, their udders all aglow And much to our dismay, the sheep are acting gay It�s straight farm theft; all the geese, ducks most fowly Spirited out in a green disc glowing round It�s such a crime when I think the poor collie Was beamed up, beamed down No milk today it wasn't over though They beamed my Chevrolet, into Penobscot Bay Crops were all flayed the pasture was enhanced With lines and polygons, an art geometrance Fox Mulder knows just what this message means He postulates along his supernatural themes How can we know what malice lurks unseen? Might find a war with things superterrene! No milk today the cows were led astray It�s bad news for the morn, milk prices raise at dawn Now all that's left is a place charred and scary A barbed wire fence that the army has set down The farmland�s prime but gov�ment�s closed the dairy Just now been un-cowed No milk today the cows have gone away The Little Blue Boy�s horn is sounding all forlorn No milk today �cus Bossy�s on a flight And red rotating lights are blinking in the night Wouldn�t you know green ETs have all been Examining with scopes and probing with machines The Enquirer says that aliens were seen Performing lewd and kinky acts bovine No milk today, their udders all aglow And much to our dismay, there�s no more curds and whey Farmers bereft now there�s no more pasteurizing Elmer and Else all their calves are now mutant Now all that�s left �stead of homogenizing Are ETs quite all lactose intolerant |