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Slow Ass Internet Service

Guaranteed to piss you off with its theoretical maximum speed of 10Mbps and actual performance of .1 - .8 KB. But who's complaining? You still can't find someone with a price/performance ratio as bad as ours on cable.

Crappy Cable Channels

That will and shall interfere with your download rates should you choose to exploit this feature.

Tech Support Like No Other

At any given time we will have at least one tech support personnel, and if you're lucky they'll be a couple...a couple of blundering bozos expertly trained in saying "Ah um...let me check, there's nothing wrong...but wait let me refer to the help chart..."

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