It's Time to Spend MO' MONEY!!!

Breakneck speed. At a theoretical 10 megabits per second, you're in for the ride of your life! Ahem...RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! Ahem...RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! Ahem...RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! Never mind.

Set your phone free. With cable Internet, no phone lines are needed. No waiting, no busy signals, no disconnections. Just slow-ass cached content. Just turn your computer on (oooh!), and we're on too. We intentionally leave your phone lines free so that you can call our techsupport/entertainment division. At any given time, we will have 2 people to absorb all your frustrations with our service. As a bonus we will soon be offering real deal therapy sessions for potential child-sex offenders too. See we luv ya!

Do it till you're satisfied. Yes yes yes! Because it's cable you have unlimited possibilities with limited bandwidth once you're turned on (oooh!). That is, if you're into constriction and aphyxiation.

Theoretically Hundreds of times faster. At half the price of a true blue honest internet service provider. At P1,250* (USD$39) a month plus an expensive modem installation charge, you'd be hard-pressed to back out of this deal once you've paid up. And need we say that diet-cable TV service comes free with your Internet subscription? No kidding just do the Macarena.

And for the impossible to please, scour the net and compare.

But the truth is we don't have that much bandwidth. In fact we only have less than 7 Mbps of bandwidth because we allocate most of our bandwidth for porn.

How it Works
Other cable providers can't offer Internet access since they aren't as bleeding edge as us. Destinut's state-of-the-art fiber optic cables, though, transmit two ways, so we can offer both cable channels and slow-ass Internet access. See unlike other providers we can screw you both ways (oooh!) -with our unbelieveably slow upload and download rates.

In addition, our cables have a bandwidth 250 MHz larger than traditional cable networks. That's why you get to download huge files not in trickles but in one flash flood of .1 KB/s. Because we've got them thicker pipes compared to their slow peepees.

All You Need

• The Destinut cable CYBERSUFR modem
• The Ethernet adapter card installed in your computer. You can obtain an Ethernet adapter card from most computer stores and have a technician install this into your machine.

System Requirements

Apple Macintosh

• Network Interface Card (Ethernet)
• Mac System 7.5.3 operating system or higher
• Open Transport 1.1.1 enabled
• 68030 processor or higher
• PowerPC
• 16 MB of RAM (24 MB recommended)
• 50 MB of free hard drive space
• A sense of humor to use a Mac

IBM or IBM Compatible PC

• Network Interface Card (Ethernet)
• Windoze 95 or higher
• Microsoft Win NT 3.51 or higher
• 486/DX-4 100 MHz processor or higher
• 8 MB of RAM (16 MB recommended)
• 50 MB of free hard drive space
• With the money you're paying better just buy a faster PC.

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