March 16th, 2001
I'm hosting a small get-together tonight, yippee, I know. I mean, it's St. Patty's Day celebration and you GOTTA have green beer.. but I don't think I will. Perhaps I'll have moldy cheese instead.. yeaaaaaaaa... goooooood ideeaaaa... Anyway. I think I'll wear red instead of green, maybe I'll get pinched more than normal *wink wink* if you knooooow what I MEAN.. pffft.. yeah right. Callie's bringing a date.. the wonderous DJ, and Nathan's bringing one, a waitress he used to flirt with while drinking late night coffee, Brandy.. hmmm.. don't know her, guess I will soon. However, I have no date to bring so I think I'll go stag... yeah.. like I have a choice in the matter. ANYWAY.. enough bitterness for one day.
Why do we call these things parties in the first place? Why don't we call them puke-fests or something? I mean, inevitably someone barfs all over the place and everyone else is so drunk they just kinda smear it around to help "clean it up".. pffft.. I'm staying sober this time, I'm not fun drunk, I just fall asleep. And what is it with guys who want to see their girlfriends drunk? Why? Do you think she'll give it up more or something? Or do you really want her to be dependent on you? What's up with that, dickheads out there? I can say in all truthfulness that I have never wanted to see anyone drunk.. Why would I? I don't wanna clean up after them, their skin tastes like alcohol, they reek, I mean.. what good is it? They can't walk straight.. blah blah blah. I've made no sense of it. I think I know a little bit of the reason for it, the girlfriends get a little tipsy and they get a little flirty and a little horny and they don't need as much foreplay, so the guy gets in and gets out in record time. *roll eyes* if you did it right in the first place, that's all it would be anyway. But more than likely, those guys that want to "see" their girlfriends drunk in the first place don't have good foreplay, are too selfish, or... this is the big one... your girlfriends don't like you anyway. They just need someone to make them feel special once in awhile, and if they have to put up with you and your stupid actions than that's what they'll do... no matter what their best friend says. Hey.. I can understand it. I like feeling special too, in fact, I CRAVE feeling special, but I know when to say no (and that's usually when I've made a complete ass of myself by asking some stupid ass question that should have never been asked, or forced too much on too little). I mean, I don't think most people feel as special as they should in the first place, I know I just feel like a cog in a wheel most of the time, so of COURSE that's what chicks go for. A little humor, a little attention, but I still don't think that's a reason for them to hang out with dicks they don't really like. And then to have those same dicks, who on some level notice that she doesn't really like them, ask to "see" them drunk (I mean, geez guys.). I just think it's stupid. She's not gonna do a three-some with some chick you think you'd like to fuck just because she's a little tipsy. Speaking of.. my threesome is starting without me.. I gotta go.
Lates. I'm out. |
