| I hate blockbuster. If you work there for exactly one hour you will see the stupdest shit ever. Take something stupid like the bowflex and times it by exactly fourty-four billion, and you got a good idea of how stupid the job and people are who come in. Here are the top things that suck about blockbuster. "You haven't seen this movie? YOU WORK AT A VIDEO STORE. OK asshole, you don't see people that work at burger king running around eating BK big fishes, I have to be around movies all day, the last thing i want to do is come home and watch some bullshit movie with ben affleck, morgan freeman, or pauly shore. Always go into a video store or any store and know the rules, i hate people that come in without a membership and pile up 44 movies (mostly soft porn) then they are like i don't have an account. Then you have to toss all their gay movies to the side and tell them they only get to rent two. Then they get pissed like you magically made up the rules for that day. IF they would have held their goddamn horses it would have been cool, but instead they had to get shitty shitty shitty titanic or showgirls movie. If you have late fees don't say "I barely rent here can you take off my late fees?" People say this all the time, it's the stupidest saying ever. So you don't want me to take off the late fees because you have only spent 8 dollars over the last year here, so you want me to credit your account 100% of the money you have spent over the year, thats smart. Know the rules. I hate it when people go "I hate this noon shit why isn't it due at midnight" well blockbuster's rule used to be the 2 day rentals had to be due back the next day, but being the gracious people blockbuster are, they gave you a whole 12 more hours (which you will be sleeping) so if you don't like the rule bring it back earlier dumbass. I hate it when people are like you just lost yourself buisness, ohhh nooo like we don't get 20 memberships for ever single person we lose, and besides that we have exactly 100 people every month say they will never be back, but what do i see after a long day at school, the same fat bitch looking through the cooking section of blockbuster. I will explain you some things about franchise blockbusters, they don't give a shit, period. As long as you collect 75% of the money you take in your fine. Why? Because they are paying you exactly dick. For 5.?? your employees are going to do nothing thats granted, so as long as you don't steal or punch a old lady your fine because on a income sheet it will still look like this Labor-1000 Fixed Expenses-1000 -Income 25000. You figure they would get more money if they paid us better since we would be all like "welcome to blockbuster we are not bad and shit" but they are obvouisly happy with their income the way it is. Why don't I quit? Well for one a blind,blond, mid Buch graduate monkey could do that job, and I get to give out free rents to my friends which is good since you can barely get hooked up anywhere these days. Here are some stupid shit i always hear at blockbuster "Boy that sun is sure bright today" I hear this all the time because the sun is in the consumer's face.... no shit the sun is bright it does light up the fucking world. Just be respectful blockbuster consumer's because soon the people that work there will be out of college and ready to pwn your job, or maybe not, just remember i have the power to rent porn and not bring it back on YOUR ACCOUNT so reconize mother punk. Another thing my kids if i have any are going to remain silent and no less than one foot away from me, i hate these bastards running around getting in trouble all the time, just because they were an accident doesn't mean you should let these shit infested cock suckers tear up the store. Blockbuster is really fucked up with it's promotions too, they change the rules everytime we do a contest, we were winning this contest this week and they changed the rules so we couldn't win, then there was the time we were supposed to win a mountain bike, and the time we were all suppose to get free pearl harbor t shirts. Those fuckers |
