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| Misson of my life = to pursue happiness.......... mission aborted. start it out with my fav saying | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| CLICK HERE FOR QUOTE PAGE 2! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Welcome to the quote page! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Nate's dead dude, he is lying in a ditch somewhere." (Coming from me to doug on our way to a party after drinking way to much beer) date 7/22/1999 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I am getting nauseous, I think I have had too much stereo" quote by Josh M after hearing the urge's new cd 4 times. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "So did they give you a discount because your crazy?" thats my quote to the crazy lady in mcdonalds | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I'll cut your dick off and stick it up your ass!" "Making more money now than when I was working" I called him a fat lying son of a bitch, he said he may be a fat son of a bitch but he isn't a liar " all quotes from crazy guy down at the ozarks. |
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| "That girl had some serious hail damage" wow scotty young makes it on to my page. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| We will be as drunk as a million Indians, .........herbster | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Umm we were asking you to make a cloud, not a tooth." this one comes from my theatre teacher | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "wow that cut on Ray's leg is pretty big, I better use a tourniquet on it" pucketts quick thinking nearly cost me my leg. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| me:"Umm I think the officer told us to stop" Bryce "Just go!!!!" this after going through a sobriety checkpoint. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "That was the worst 40 dollar sandwitch I have ever had" bryce after paying for everyone's food while only having a sandwitch | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you gave bryce and I josh's body, we would impregnate the world" both bryce and I use this alot | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "In other non-surprising news R.J. Agee is being yelled at by his mother." me after rj got yelled at | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I would definitely do 5 to 10 for a piece of that" that ones comes from me after seeing that lindsey girl at my party | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This quote has been taken down because it interfere's with the busted ass act of 1982, | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "is it me? or does anyone else not know what the singer means?" josh after hearing mississipi queen's lyric "if you know what I mean" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "oh the song cheep seats goes cheep cheeeeeeeep cheep," "he voted for george mgovern for president damnit!" all quotes from josh while listening to the ozarks soundtrack. |
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| "I heart the Royals!," It wasn't your drug abuse that got you out of the nfl, it was your 2.5 yards per carry. "You only see that kind of shit in New york, ....... or in atchison". all quotes from bryce. |
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| Is this line open? Yes it is, just ignore the please use other line sign in front of you jack ass. me at work :) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| josh: what happens if we catch a fish and its not big enough? Bryce: then we throw its busted ass back in! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| John: lets go look at some skirt! josh: lets go look for skirts in shorts . | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Devin: "Oh man Its not heathy for me to skip breakfast what did you eat for breakfast Kevin? Kevin: "ice cream and mountain dew" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "How come I am getting thrown out? I got punched in the face and got my junk grabbed!" me at the urge concert | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Do they make condoms in wathena?" me after some guy from wathena brought in 15 kids in BBV that broke a bunch of shit | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Does it look like I have all the answers? Answers I don't got em? I need a tatoo across my head that says I don't have all the answers. I have this little saying about answers, i don't have them. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you want something done right, you have to pay a mexican 30 cents an hour for it" either me or bryce" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "nighties!" "no prob bob" "cool beans" these are some things FALINE says if you talk to her online, I pray she doesn't say them in real life. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man" doog sent that one | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ray: "Shit I think I just an ant just bit me in the lip" Darrell:Well thats better than gettin bit by an uncle. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Well since we have been drinking we better go out and drive around, "hey mom can you hand me my bad idea jeans!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mandatory fat guy , Mandatory sluts, Mandatory RJ's mom yells at him | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||