Rodzilla4u: no shit
Rodzilla4u: i am going to have a terriorist hijack a remote control airplane
Rodzilla4u: and take it out
Rodzilla4u: the closest thing i am to a cowboy is i like ranch dressing on my chicken nuggets
I love cows so much that i eat them
Rodzilla4u: why is that
Rodzilla4u: i hate little kids
LivelyRach: shush it
LivelyRach: like you are that much older..
Rodzilla4u: i had to babysit retarded kids for a week, i just ended up smacking them with those plastic hot wheel tracks
Josh: why did you car die!!!!!! Ray:its probably best this way its been sick for along time
Pats win! People not married to dykes cheer everywhere!
why is it that holly always gets on right when i put the most dirty away message on? I put on like one that said
"jerkin it to midget porn" and right then she signed on and said "SICK" then blocked me all in one sweep of the mouse.
danny: someone must have jacked off rush because he played well today!
Ray: I need to put tennis raquetts on the bottom of my emu's feet so i can get around in the snow
*up in maryville i came across a guy who was stuck in some ice and this is what happened*
Ray: whats up man you stuck?
Dude: yeah man i knew i should have bought a 4 by 4!
Ray: you were thinking you would get laid more with a firebird huh?
Dude: yeah *smirk*
Ray: yeah i have an eclipise so i know what its like to get stuck and snow and not get any sex
Dude: haha
Ray; well i can try to push but i dunno if it will work
dude:cool
*ray pushes he gets out of snow*
Ray: holy shit i can't believe that worked!
dude:thx man !
ray : don't worry man just pay it forward!