| quotes and shit from our trip at MU |
| ok so we are drinking and in a hot tub (bad idea) and this girl walks up to me castor and bahr, so she goes "whats your guy's name" then eric says his name fast before I go into my routine, so then i go "thats eric, this is HC, and you can just call me big daddy long stroke (thanks thrash for that nick) |
| bahr and I are wondering around with some goodies and i spot a guy with a blues hat on, so i see if he is a hockey fan and he was a die hard blues fan which is awesome because there are too many poser hockey fans. Anyway his woman was tugging on him and was like lets go and he said "Hold on honey i am talking hockey!" Then i said well you can talk hockey anytime but getting play there is a small window of oppertunity, he said " You have to combine the two,with love, girls on ice" it was funny shit |
| Friday night i go to see eric's ripped body swimming, and i am like is that brian grower over there, turns out it was him bla bla bla, but the funny thing is why the fuck did i have eric's camera in my pocket? Strange. |
| Ok so this girl totally wants eric, so i go up to here and i say, "just go rip his shorts off and screw up, he is totally hot, you know you want to, i won't think your that big of a slut, hey do you really want to go into finals like "man i am so horny" NO you want to be like man that guy was awesome! Oh by the way the girls were calling castor HC because it stands for horse cock. |
| Big pun in action this weekend ok i was chasing a rabit, and i just missed it so i said 'man i missed it by a hare" We were getting some eggs at the dining hall and i said looks like the yokes on you! "we were talking about the death penalty, i said its not the death penalty its the execusion of the process. here are other puns i had this weekend "i am just going to go back here and ride the pinaple" andy: these oysters suck ME: i can tell your looking very CLAMY. |
| it was pretty strange this weekend because we parked behind a car that had an urge sticker and a zebrahead sticker, and like everyone we met loved the urge. Then there was a girl that knows miguel! How fucked up his that, she said she touched bo bo. Thats fucked up. |
| this is my favortie story, so we are hanging out at the apartments or whatever and this huge guy comes down, he is on the football team you could tell so he is like whats up guys, what the fuck you drinking steak and shake ? Then looks to me and is like Sunny delight? I was like yeah its got some liquer in or whatever, so i asked him about his knee and he said he fucked it up i told him atleast it doesn't keep you from drinking? He said nothing can stop you from drinking, exept for rehab, then his friend came over and some reason he drank the sunny delight and he cringed because it was what i like to call "ray's juice" Its named after me because its nice and strong and sometimes makes cringe. then the football player kept yelling at people it was great. |
| we are sitting here talking to this guy we don't know at the hot tub, and some guy peels out in the parking lot, then the guy we are talking to goes man there are alot of duechebags around here, i had to do a double take because i thought it was eric but the guy talked like us he even said D.B. |
| andy : do you guys have shrimp "chinease voice " Smoking or non" we went to the great wall and yeah thats what happeneed |
| i walked up to these guys i didn't know and they were sitting on the porch and i was like "you guys aren't drinking beer?" and they just laughed then the go " well if you see any ladies send them this way, i told them , we have are own problems, we have so little girls we are basicly monks without the robes. |
| I drank one of danny's rolling rocks in 10 seconds and this is what trish said "thats disgusting" haha |
| You know a cup is dirty when a north sider won't drink out of it. |
| did you take a shower today ray? I went swimming , it counts. |
| did you ride the short bus to school? some girl said that to me |
| i might have cheated on my GF but i don't want to waste it on her! ME:good call, you don't use your get out of jail free card to buy water works. |
| Danny has a good stroke for wiffle ball. |
| Bahr: we want to get castor on a dirty girl tonight Me: I thought you said we are trying to get him away from his ex. |
| Grower's friends were talking about mullets ME: i had a mullet! eric: you did not! |
| whats up sluts ! Its on clerks but we used it this weekend |
| it was during batting practice, it wasn't like in a game where the pitcher changes speeds, BO just said throw me one right here, and he hit the adams mark hotel. |
| How many times have you had sex? me: none, i figure if i have turned down this many girls so far, mine as well wait till i am married. |
| me:the answer is jesus! andy: i think its monroe, we are going with monroe, danny: it was jesus Me:fuck |