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Sean Connery is still considered a sex symbol even at his more advanced age. He rocked the world
as the first and definitive James Bond and has furthured his career in many movie roles.
He is respected by his peers and is seen as a role model to many youths.Women still fawn
over him.
Lucky sod.
The following is a transcription of a telephone interview
between Def and Mr Sean Connery at his stately castle in thehighlands of Scotland.
- phone rings -
Connery : Hello?
Def : Hello Mr Connery, sir. This is Def and I'd like
to interview you
for #Salleh's_Place.
Connery : Uh.. are you from another country or something?
Def : Yes, sir. I'm calling from Malaysia.
Connery : You do realise why I asked you that question,
right?
Def : Uh, no sir.
Connery : Because here in Scotland ITS 4 O`CLOCK IN THE
BLOODY MORNING!GO AWAY! CALL ME WHEN THE SUN IS UP!
Def : Yes, wonderful. So how's the new movie comming along?
Connery : (groan) Look, can't we talk about this some other
time? Its4 o`clock in the morning, for God's sake!
Def : Wow! That's good news. I'm sure your fans in Malaysia will enjoy
that. On another note, did you enjoy working with the leading lady in this movie?
Connery : Please, I beg you. Let me sleep!
Def : Whoaa!! I didn't know that. You randy old hagg is, you!
Connery : Come on man, Go away. Please!
Def : Splendid! Splendid. Was working with a director as talented as
him enjoyable at all?
Connery : Look, which part of "go away" do you not
understand? I need my ****ing sleep.
Def : Well, there's no need to be so emotional about it. I'm
just doing
my job, you know.
Connery : And I'm trying to get my sleep. I need a lot of it!
Believe it or not, I'm old! I'm bald! I wear a wig to cover a shiny head! I have more wrinkles
than I have real hair! I have ****ing liver spots!
Def : (muttering) probably senile as well.
Connery : What was that?
Def : I said "You cant see the liver spots very well".
Connery : Really? Thank you. Now if you will be so kind as to
let me sleep, I'm sure we can do this some other time that is more convenientfor us.
Def : No, I'm sorry but I can't. I have some other errands to do.
Connery : (moan) Can't we please please please put it off
then? I need my ****ing sleep. do i have to say it very slowly? I.......... need.........
my............
* * * * i g ...... S L E E P.
Def : Good lord! You certainly are very grumpy early in the
morning
aren't you?
Connery : Brilliant deduction, Sherlock! Now bugger off and
let me continuemy dream about that lovely Cathy Zeta Jones bird.
Def : There's no need to be rude, sir.
Connery : Rude? EH HELLOO!!!!! (I learned that when I was
filming inMalaysia) I wasn't the one who called you up at 4 o`clock in the bloodymorning for
a ****ing interview!
Def : Fine! Fine! I can take a hint. I can tellwhen I'm not
needed.
Connery : At last! Progress!
Def : There is one more thing though.
Connery : What is it?
Def : Roger More was a better Bond than you, mate !
Nyeahahahhahahahahahahhaa
Connery : YOU INSOLENT B'STARD!!!
- dial tone -
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