Before we go on with the letters section, some feel that it might be wise to introduce to you, the loyal surfer, the people who are actually involved in the creation of this site.
If any of you think that this serves a great and mighty purpose, you are gravely mistaken.
Def:
The little bugger who came up with most of the content. He likes to consider himself to be creative and artistic. The truth is he is as original as the VCD's sold at sidewalk stalls, only not as expensive.
He was born KL but was lost in a plane crash in the remote jungles in Africa when he was a baby.
He was raised by a family of aardvarks and his only childhood friend was a half-eaten slice of Domino's Pizza. That relationship ended when he discovered the Great and Mystical Truth: Pizza is Food. Pizza Good to Eat.
Due to the fact that he is now employed at the worst possible place (other than Dengkil), Def - now online as 'fesal' - has passed the bulk of the site maintenence to Xylia. He still likes to bugger around with the page once in a while.
Statistix:
Creative consultant. The man with the plan. The big enchilada. Ideas flow out of his head like blood flowing out of an open and untreated wound. Dear friend to everyone.
(belanja aku kat sallehs malam nih-hehehehe).
He came up with the idea for a magazine format and Def took it upon himself to bugger up that plan as perfectly as possible. Possibly as great a team as Watford United.
Xylia:
The one who improved on a system that greately needed improving. Xylia has more artistic sensibilities than the tosser who manages the background dancers for every RTM musical special - which happens to be the same bloke that orchestrates the dance routines for the Backstreet Boys. Deathly afraid of.. (note: the biography could not be continued at the moment due to the fact that Xylia whacked Def's head with a frying pan just as he was about to reveal that 'secret fear')
So here we go..
Dear Webmasters,
When are the Millennium Hunks results comming out? I cant wait to find out who the winners are.
Anxious.
Dear Anx,
The results ARE out. We just want to build up the tension to a maximum. We wand you to grow insane with anticipation. A good wait for a result like this is like waiting for fine wine... the end results are worth it. (actually, we're too lazy to put it up now)
Webmasters
Dear Webmasters,
I just love your site. Its so funny. Have you ever considered writing comedy professionally?
Me.
Dear You,
Nope. Have you ever considered getting a life?
Webmasters
Dear Webmasters,
Where do you get all your ideas? Your sense of cynicism is cool. Are you substance abusers or something?
Spaced Out.
Dear Spaced,
Well, the only substances we abuse are coffee and salleh's teh tarik. Our sense of humour is a natural gift. That of course is something you will never know as the only gift you have is the gift of being so talentless.
Webmasters
Dear Webmasters,
I have a suggestion. Why dont you offer financial advise to anyone who mails in? At least then you'd be helping people instead of just being patronizing.
no one special.
Dear no one,
If we were all rich tossers, we would gladly help. Unfortunately that is not the case.
Webmasters
Dear Webmasters,
Jom lepak sallehs.
Maul.
Dear Darth Maul,
Ko nak belanja ke? Kalau ye.. tadak hal.
Webmasters
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