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Sarah Michelle Gellar is an accomplished young actress, making her
mark in both TV and film. She has proved to be a verytalented and versatile actress. She makes
more in one week than most ofus make in a lifetime.
Smug little tart.
This interview is unlike others, as it is face to face.
Gellar : Hi! I'm Sarah.
Def : Hello there! I'm Def and I'm from...
Gellar : Wait a minute, if you're deaf, how the heck can you....
Def : Save it, sweetie. We did that joke already.
Gellar : Darn it! Now I'll have to think of another joke. Gimme a sec yea?
Def : (silence).
Gellar : Okay I got one. Why did the chicken cross
the road?
Def : Uh.. trust me. Stick to acting. Leave the comedy to the Fraser
gang.
Gellar : Hokay. Hmmmm.. You're cute. Are you single?
Def : -speechless-
Gellar : I'll take that as a yes.
Def : (nods his head)
Gellar : Groovy
Def : (nods again)
Gellar : Want to have some pizza after the interview?
Def : (nods)
Gellar : Are you, like, going to ask me questions?
Def : (nods).. oops. Sorry about that. So, seeingthat you play a
vampire slayer on TV, do you actually believe in vampires?
Gellar : Like, duhhhh. Of course not. I'm a serious minded woman. I'm not a bit
superstitious!
Def : And the fact that you're wearing the biggest cross that I've ever
seen across your neck is not because of that superstition?
Gellar : Of course not. I'm very very very spiritual.
Def : And the fact that your breath smells ofthe world's largest clove
of garlic is not because of some silly superstition?
Gellar : Nope. I just like Itallian food a lot. You can never have toomuch garlic in
anything ah heh heh heh.
Def : And if I told you that I didn't cast any reflections in mirrors,
what would you say?
Gellar : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! A VAMPIRE!!! HELP ME!!!
Def : Sarah? Sarah? I was just kidding. You cancome out from under the
table now.
Gellar : You were kidding? (whack's Def's shoulder) don't you ever do that again! God, man
you had me scared! I thought you were gonna suck out my blood or something.
Def : I thought you didn't believe in vampires?
Gellar : Uh.. no. I don't. I.. uhhh.. thought you were going to suck my blood dry. Yeah!
Thats it.
Def : Uh huh...
Gellar : Anyway, you wanna go get that pizza now?
Def : Sure thing.
Gellar : Cool. Hold on yeah? Wait till I get some more wooden stakes.You never know when
you're going to need them.
Def : Right. (help me, God!)
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