Our very own Def conducted a telephone interview with Mr Martin recently. Here is the transcription:

- phone rings -

Martin : Hello? Martin residence. Who's this?
Def : Hello Mr Martin. I'm Def and I'm with the #salleh's_place homepage and if its not too much trouble I'd like to interview you please. 
Martin : Excuse me? Did you say that you're deaf? 
Def : No sir, you misunderstood me...
Martin : Are you saying that I'm an idiot?
Def : Not at all sir. I'm just saying that you heard me wrong. My name is Def. Its spelt D-E-F.
Martin : Oh. Im sorry. I was just a little shocked when you said that you were deaf. You got me wondering how the hell a deaf dude could use the phone.
Def : Yes, Mr Martin. Thats quite understandable.
Martin : Yeah, right. So you're name is Def eh? What kind of dumb ass name is that? Is it a typical Oriental name?
Def : Uh... no Mr Martin. Def is the nickname I use when I'm on the internet.
Martin : Ah. So you're one of those computer geeks huh?
Def : Uh look, Mr Martin, I'm supposed to be interviewing you and not the other way around. So can we get to business or what?
Martin : Okay, okay. There's no need to get all riled up about it. Santa Maria! What's the matter with you anyway? You're lover didn't give you any of her "hot salsa" last night or what? Heh heh heh heh.
Def : Riiiiiiiiiiight. Anyway, now that you're career's on the rise again, how are you coping with the pressures of fame?
Martin : On the rise again? It's always been quite high, thank you very much.
Def : Ah yes. You're confidence in your own abilities and your fame is indeed admirable.
Martin : Thank you.
Def : So how's the new album comming along?
Martin : Album? You talkin' about a photo album or what?
Def : Uh no sir, your next music album.
Martin : MUSIC ALBUM? Oh! I see.. you want to talk to Ricky. He went with some little tramp. I don't think he'll be back any time soon. You know how Ricky is, always thinking with his little tortilla. I'm Ricky's father.
Def : FATHER? WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER?
Martin : Look, muchacho, you never asked, man.
Def : Oh. So you're saying that this is MY fault?
Martin : Well it definitely ain't mine, el chocolatino. I picked up the phone and you said you wanted an interview. So I figured, what the hell. I do get a little lonely at times....Hello? Hello?
Did you just hang up on me? Hello? Are you there, man? Oh! Now you're bein' plain rude! Asian values my ass! No one ever hung up on me........