| Problema
sa Kalawasan
Lalaki : Doc!
Doc! Naa koy problema!
Doctor: Unsa man
ang problema nimo Dong?
Lalaki : KUNG
UNSA AKONG IKAON, MAO PUD AKONG ILIBANG!... Kung mukaon
kug cake, cake ang mugawas... kung mukaon kog manok,
manok pud ang mugawas... NGANO DILI MAN TAE ANG AKONG
ILIBANG?
Doctor: Unsa? Kung
unsa imong kaonon mao pud mugawas unya gusto
nimo tae ang mugawas humag kaon? EH, DI KAOG TAE PARA
TAE ANG MUGAWAS!
by: Tyronne Pabitay
Your
Wish is My Command
Genie: I
will grant you one wish, what will it be?
Man : Gusto
ko pong mapunta sa pagitan ng hita ni Diana Zubiri.
Genie: That's easy.
Are you sure?
Man : Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Genie: By my power,
you are now a NAPKIN!!!
by: Libress
Civilized
Na
Idot: Kumusta na?
Long time no see ah!
Boni: Kararating
ko lang galing sa Africa.
Idot: Africa?
Boni: Doon kami
nadestino.
Idot: Hindi ba
maraming cannibals doon?
Boni: Natatakot
nga, pero mga edukado na ngayon sila.
Idot: Hindi na
ba sila kumakain ng tao?
Boni: Nangangain
pa rin sila ng tao pero gumagamit na ng kutsara...
by: Balikbayan
Selos
Amo :
Inday, sagutin mo ang telepono baka kabit yan ng sir mo!
Inday: Si Ma'am
talaga o... pinapaselos na naman ako!!!
by: Tyronne Pabitay
Little
Annie
One day little
Annie was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the
kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why
are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well,
every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy,
one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about
this revelation for a while and then said ... " Now, I know
why Grandma's hairs are all white."
by: Labot ba Nimo!
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