| Long
Distance Call
Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Saddam Hussein died
and they all went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth:
I missed England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is
doing there. So she called and talked for about 5 minutes...
After 5 minutes...
Queen Elizabeth:
Well devil, how much do I owe you????
Devil: Five thousand
dollars.
Queen Elizabeth:
Five thousand dollars!!!????
But she made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair...
George Bush was soo jealous that he starts screaming.
George W. Bush: Me too,
me too, I wanna call the US, I wanna see how
everybody
is doing too!
So he called and talked for about 2 minutes...
After 2 minutes...
George W. Bush: Well,
devil how much do I owe?
Devil: Ten thousand
dollars.....
George W. Bush:
Ten thousand dollars!!!!???
But he made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair...
Saddam Hussein was extremely jealous too that he screamed.
Saddam Hussein: I wanna
call the Iraq! I want to see whats going on there,
I want to talk to my wife, to my sons, I wanna talk
to everybody!
So he called Iraq and he talked for about twenty hours. He was
talking and talking and talking....
After 20 hours he puts the phone down...
Saddam Hussein:
Well, devil, how much do I owe?
Devil:
One dollar.....only one dollar.
George Bush:
ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????
Devil: Well,
from hell to hell. It's local you idiot!
by: shrewd_scrutinist
Glow in the Dark
Pari :
Sister, halika dito sa kwarto.
Sister : Diyos
ko!!!
Pari :
Isara mo iyong pinto, patayin mo ang ilaw.
Sister : Diyos
ko!!!
Pari :
Tabi ka sa akin.
Sister : Oh my
God!!! Oh my God!!!
Pari :
Tingnan mo itong relo ko, GLOW IN THE DARK!
by: Dark Room
Cockroach
Man: Doc, help
me! Uminom ako ng baygon.
Doc: Bakit, magsusuicide
ka?
Man: Hindi, nakalunok
kasi ako ng buhay na ipis.
Doc: Tanga! Dapat
kumain ka na lang ng tsinelas!
by: Raid
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