HEALTH CONCIOUS ERAP
    Doc: From now on, you can only eat animal that could swim.
One week later, the Doctor visits Erap.
    Doc: Maid, where is Erap?
    Maid: Ahhh, oh, he's in the swimming pool, teaching his pig to swim.

by: Health Conscious

ERAP’s Wisdom
    1.) If the cat is away the mouse is alone.
    2.) If others can don’t help.
    3.) Don’t talk to strangers if your mouth is full.
    4.) Don’t count the eggs if they are not yours.

by: ERAP Fanatic

CNN Interview
  » British Prime Minister Tony Blair:
      “We all agreed that this attack was an attack not only on America, but       on the free and democratic world.”
  » Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat:
      “It is touching our hearts. It is very difficult to explain my feelings. God       help them, God help them."
  » Iranian President Mohammad Khatami:
     “My deep sympathy goes out to the American nation, particularly those      who have suffered from the attacks and also the families of the victims.”
  » Pope John Paul II:
     “The heart of man is an abyss out of which sometimes emerge plots of       unspeakable ferocity capable of overturning in an instant the tranquil       and productive life of a people.”
  » Former Philippine President Joseph Estrada:
     “Antaas taas kasi ng building e kaya tinamaan ng eroplano.”

by: The Terrorist

Erap in a Store to Buy a Pen
      Erap : Miss, may ballpen ba kayo dito?
      Clerk : Wala ho kaming ballpen.
      Erap (MAD) : Bakit ang ipinangalan n'yo sa store n'yo "PENSHOPPE"?

by: Ballpen Eater

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