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Folks, how should I start? The Jobber Squad is close to being in shambles. Yes, shambles. Will "The Thrill" Westbrook has made his return after only two months in a rehab center. He's back to bitching and moaning about his pay and other things like that and has set his sights on the Jobber Squad. Last week, Christian..as awesome as he is, couldn't keep Will from totally destroying him. Now Will is set to face Mr Thursday Night this week. The match will be title vs title and I've got to say..DAMN YOU WILL WESTBROOK!!!! Thats right, DAMN YOU. I'm getting sick and tired of these power/gold hungry wrestlers. The WFS fans don't want to see one man hold all the belts. The WFS fans don't want to see all the title vs title matchs that happened not so long ago. No, they want a variety of champions..not just a handful. Last time Will did this he held three or four belts at once. Amazing feat, true, but no one ever gave him a run for his money. Its pretty easy to hold multiple titles when no one shows up for the event. Note to Will Westbrook...you want to become popular and get the big houses and expensive cars, don't solve it by holding all the belts. That would only piss off the other wrestlers and they won't want to face you. Which in turn means the fans will get bored. Which means poor ratings. Get where I'm going with this?
Now that thats off my chest, lets look onward to other things. Ecko, a rapper, thug, wanna be Eminem, came onto the scene fast and furious. His first match was for the European title which I held. He reminded me that if I want to be the Peoples Champion..I should be champion of the world. It made some sense. So I didn't put my best effort into the fight and lost to Ecko. This freed me up for the big belt..and which allowed Ecko to lose the European title a week later. Well folks, he is back to being the champion again. And this time, he gets to defend it against Christina. Oh, I mean Christian. Now Christian isn't fully healed yet, but he keeps reminding people he did beat Chris Jericho. Lets see how he does against Ecko.
A new woman's Champion has been crowned last week, and that is Tori. Yes folks, Tori is back in the WFS. She defeated long time champion Trish Status in a really upstanding match. Both woman showed class as well as skill. Now Tori's first defense comes from Luna. The crazy woman who looks like a man wants to show Tori who the real woman is around her. I'm sorry Luna, as big as you are, Tori has been in this place before. She knows what it takes to retain a belt..and I bet she will. Speaking of Tori, she is in between a rock and a hardplace. Two men are trying to win her heart..and she cares for both. As of right now, she hasn't made her decision and folks, I'll keep you all up-to-date when I hear about it. Oh yeah, almost forgot to mention the two men..Widowmaker and ME :)
Lets see, what else is worth putting in here? Some nobodies joined, left, got fired, or whatever. Oh yeah, a new girl on the scene is trying to get with Ric Thunder. He has a woman and yet, she feels she is right for him. Now what was that stalkers..I mean girls name? Stacey Heart I do believe. Speaking of Ric, he won the Hardcore title last week against Dustin Jobber but lost his European title to Ecko. This week, he gets a shot at the BIG TIME...facing Me. Yes, I, the new WFS World Champion shall face Ric Thunder for the belt. Lets just say..the best man will win. HA!
And speaking of myself, I did win the World title from Widowmaker. Ladies and Gentlemen, that match shall go down in history. It was one of the greatest matches of the last three years. I still want to give the man props for pushing me beyond my limits. Also, the Wraiths of the Ring are no more. Yes, folks, sad as that sounds we are no longer around. While Mr Thursday Night used to say that Team Supreme was the best, we outlasted them. Roit, the great man from this federations early beginning has retired. Ivory has retired as well. I'd like to wish both of them luck in whatever they are doing now.
Well WFS fans, I do believe that is all I have to update for now. So I'll let you all go so you can read my transcript with a former WFS superstar. He was odd, but everyone had a special place in their hearts for him. It is none other than Goldust. Enjoy.
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Death: Thanks for doing this on such short notice Goldy.
Goldust: Thanks for even asking me.
Death: Lets get started. How long have you been wrestling?
Goldust: A long, long time about 14 years or so.
Death: Really? That seems like a long time. So what made you decide to sign with the WFS?
Goldust: I was watching the WFS on TV and I said I could beat those guys they are nothing and boy was I wrong the WFS has some of the greatest athletes in the World and I am very proud to say I was a big part of it.
Death: So in other words you got your ass handed to you multiple times. Gotcha.
Goldust: But I didn't say..
Death: Sorry, moving on. What was the reason behind your retirement?
Goldust: I lost my passion and the only way to win is to have a passion for what you�re doing. I was having problems at home and I decided to heal a few injuries.
Death: Or the only way to win is actually have some talent. But who am I to judge? The WFS does want to know one thing...were you and Andy lovers?
Goldust: No, and I find the very question offensive. Were you and Riot lovers? Huh? What no answer that is a ridiculous question.
Death: Hey, look, you and him definately had some issues. Me and Riot are only friends. But lets move on. Do you feel that I was out to get you when you were part of the WFS?
Goldust: I feel that you felt threatened by me even though you beat me every time I kept coming back for more and you knew that the frustration was building and you knew that one the right day I could beat you. So yes I do believe you were out to get me.
Death: Threatened by someone I always beat? That certainlly don't make much sense. Anyway Goldy, What have you been doing since your time off?
Goldust: Relaxing and healing I have had a lot of injuries and that was one of the prime reasons I left. I was told if I didn�t take it easy that I could be paralyzed so I decided to just take it easy for a while.
Death: Gotcha. Now I've heard a rumor that your an exotic dancer at a drag queen bar. Is that true?
Goldust: No they weren�t offering me enough money. HEY! What the hell kind of a question is that?
Death: A very thought provoking one. Speaking of thought provoking, who do you think will win a WFS Hall of Fame Battle Royal.
Goldust: Oh I know this one, Me. I would of course win I am the greatest wrestler in the Hall of Fame.
Death: Sorry to burst your bubble, but your not in the Hall of Fame.
Goldust: What I'm not in the hall of fame this is an outrage I am the Greatest performer to ever step into the WFS and I am not in the Hall Of Fame well that is going to change because someday I will be back and this time there will be a name etched in the record books and in the hall of fame, that name
will echo through people's minds for eternity and that name is....Goldust.
Death: I love how you didn't answer the question. Oh well..thanks for your time anyway.
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Past Interviews (click name to read interview)
Ivory
Chris Jericho
Widowmaker