Chris Jericho Interview Death: Um, thanks for taking the time to do this. Chris: Yeah Yeah, just get it over with already. Don't you realize I've got more important stuff to do today. Death: You know you didn't have to do this then. But anyway, How long have you been wrestling? Chris: What sort of a question is that? Hey Jerry! Have you heard the crap this guy comes up with? Maybe you should conduct research before you ask me stupid questions. Death: God! The reason I'm doing this is for the WFS fans, not my own personal interest. Lets continue then. What made you want to sign with the WFS? Chris: I can't remember, I think some guy just came up to me and said "wanna job?" I had nothing better to do so I took it, and now I'm the greatest Wrestling Superstar in the History of the world! Death: (under breath) I'd beg to differ. Chris: You say something? Death: Yeah, I love the big dipper. Chris: Huh? Oh yeah, me too. Death: We all know your the "King of the World"..but who voted for you? Chris: Are you stupid? You don't vote in King. You're born with the privilege, just like I was born with all the natural talent in the world! Death: So what you saying is that ladies in lakes handing out swords is a way of picking our leaders. Gotcha. Now Chris, I must admit you have great hair...any plans on doing a herbal essence comercial? Chris: Well I've had offers, but nothings set in ston... wait a minute, shut up! Death: You heard that here first folks. Chris: Don't print that, you hear me. Death: Don't worry Chris, that was between you and me. I promise. Ok Chris, lets get right down to it...if you had to pick your top five matches of the year, what would they have been? Chris: My top 5 matches huh? Well lets see... 5. Chris Jericho Vs Death, Part 1. - Simply because I proved to the World that you're a nobody, and took the Whole F'n Show Title. 4. Chris Jericho Vs Jon North - What an idiot. He thought he could beat me, but once again I proved to the world that I'm the greatest wrestler of all time. I rule don't I? 3. Chris Jericho Vs Riot - Again, I proved both you and the world wrong by pinning that Assclown for the three count. I was always the better man, but that night I proved my claim. 2. Chris Jericho Vs Death, Part 2. - Aha! Still hurting from that one jackass? You should just admit that you suck, and I'm the greatest Hall of Famer of all time, but you... you're just a nobody. 1. Chris Jericho Vs Chris Jericho - Wait, that never took place. But if it did, you can bet it'd be the greatest match ever. Two absolute legends in the ring at the same time, it would be a 20* match. 1. Chris Jericho Vs Will "The Thrill" Westbrook - The night I won the World Title for the second time. I was great that night, wasn't I? I secured my place in the history books as the best EVER Undisputed WFS World Champion. Didn't you blow it when you were in that position? Death: I wouldn't say blow it..more like screwed out of both belts. But I'm not here to complain, so lets move on. Any plans on getting some payback after Widowmaker blind sided you in the locker room, costing you the World title? Chris: Widowmaker knows that this isn't over. He can keep kidding himself all he wants, but I, Chris Jericho, the Larger than Life Living Legend, am going to kick the living hell out of that ass clown. But I'm going to wait until the time is right Death: Perhaps when he retires huh? No? Just a thought. Ok, have you find out who attacked you besides Widowmaker? Or are you just going to keep looking for the suspects on the golf course? Chris: I have my suspicions, but l which ever Jerky it was, they're facing the same fate as Widowmaker. But again, I'll wait til the time is right. Death: So in other words..no you don't know for sure. Gotcha. Say the WFS does two shows with a split roster, who would you draft to your show and why? Chris: Well, obviously Mr. Thursday Night and Trish would join me on my show, because we just rule. I'd take you, so I could kick your ass over and over again. Widowmaker, so he can live in fear of the Y2J Beating he's going to receive. Ivory, she kicks a lot of ass, except for mine obviously. Oh, and throw some jobbers in too. Death: I didn't know you loved me so much. Chris: I never said that. Death: So far you kept mentioning me in your answers..to me thats a sign of love. But I'm sorry Chris, I'm already married. Finally, if the WFS was to hold a Hall of Fame battle royal, who would you think would come out on top? Chris: Who do you think? Me of course. I'm the greatest Hall of Famer ever! Throwing the rest of you ass clowns out of the ring would be a piece of cake. Death: Now I've heard it all. Chris: You know what? I'm tired of this interview. I should kick your ass for asking such stupid questions. Don't quit your day job asshole... wait, maybe you should quit that too. Go sell popcorn of something. Make all our lives a little bit happier. Now get the hell outta here. |