Death: Thank you for taking to the time to sit down with me Ivory.

Ivory: Its a pleasure Death. I'm honored that you want me to be the first on your column.

Death: With your return, your big news. So lets get right down to it. How long have you been wrestling?

Ivory:  Since before I can remember...I've never done anything else, which is how I became so good.  See, I'm not like these wannabe Diva's today..I didn't come into the WFS to get a pictorial in playboy or hustler, or whatever.  I do it because it's my passion, and I'm good at it.  I can take anyone in this
federation and give them a run for their money...

Death: I bet you certainly can. So Ivory, what made you decide to sign with the WFS in the first place?

Ivory:  I had seen other federations, and naturally, they were all begging to have me on their roster.  But the WFS was the only one with a dedicated, no BS Prez.  At first, however, I came to the WFS by invitation of Riot...then The Road Dogg, who I had met through mutural friends.  I was a pawn in his
little game against Tori and Widowmaker.  But, the tables have turned, and Riot underestimated me, now he's but a pawn in my game.

Death: I know what you mean about offers. I get them all the time. I mean, just the other day....Oh damn, there I go trailing off again.

Ivory: Its ok. Whats your next question?

Death:  After taking a few years off, what made you decide to return?

Ivory:  I would be lying if I said that the Riot and Lita "relationship" didn't have something to do with it.  But, basically, I felt that things were not as interesting without me.  The ladies were feeling safe again, and then men were feeling all big a bad.  That's not right.  So, I came back to teach some lessons on what it means to truly be a Diva.  Who better to teach them, than the one true Diva of the WFS?

Death:  I see..... So you think that the other woman pretty much suck?

Ivory:  I didn't say that.

Death: Sounded like that to me. Next question.You mentioned recently that your looking to come after the Tag Team gold. Who do you feel would make a great partner and why?

Ivory:  Well, if I told you that, then I wouldn't be able to blow everybody's minds with my announcment, now would I? It's obvious that I have some people in mind.  Some are obvious choices, and some would surprise you...I haven't really approched anybody yet, but you all will know when I do.

Death: Hey, as long as it isn't Chris Jerihco, I'm fine with whoever you choose. Now Ivory, be honest with me...any chance of you and Riot..you know..getting it on again?

Ivory:  *Ivory laughs heartily and wipes a tear away from her left eye* Oh, that's a good one! Maybe in Riot's dreams...come to think of it, maybe in yours aswell? How huge would it be for Wraiths of the Ring to aquire Hall Of Famer Ivory? I wont disregaurd the ladder...but as far as me and Riot go, I
sincerely doubt it.  Prehaps I'll give him one last ride on the roller coaster that is Ivory, but that all depends on what he happens to do right in the next few days.

Death: Now wait a minute Ivory. There is no way you would be in my dreams...i'm a married man. And second, I would love to have you in the Wraiths..even if you and Riot weren't buddy buddy. But that's for another day, and not during an interview. So lets move on. Who do you feel will be the up and comer who climbes to superstar status?

Ivory:  Stung.  I think he has the potential, and he's doing pretty good so far.  I could take him, but that's not something he should beat himself up over.  I can take just about anybody.

Death: Common Ivory, I didn't ask if you could beat him or not. Just who would become the next Widowmaker or Death persay. But anyway, you did say Stung so I guess that counts for something.

Ivory: Well excuse me.

Death: I'm sorry Ivory, I maybe should have made the question more clear. Anyway, last question then you can go about your business. If the WFS were to hold a Hall of Fame battle royal, who do you feel would win it?

Ivory:  I want to say myself, because of course I would be a close second.  But I would have to say that Widowmaker would.  Look at the man, he's huge, he's deticated, he's seasoned...I'm not trying to blow smoke up the man's ass, it's all true.  I've been in this fed a long time now, and there's only been
one person that I've seen who has completely swept close to every competator thrown at him.  Widowmaker would definatly win a Hall Of Fame battle royal.

Death: Wow, I didn't get even one bit of props during the whole interview. But thanks again for your time Ivory.

Ivory: No problem Death. I hope the fans like it.

Death: I'm sure they will love it.
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