| Widowmaker's Interview |
Death: So Widowmaker, how long have you been wrestling? Widowmaker: I have been In Wrestling for a Very long time. It seems like Ages Since I first strapped A pair of Wrestling Boots. I started long before The Birth of the WFS. how long Is hard to say. but it has been a long time. Death: So you do admit to the rumors that you wrestled Dinosaurs? Widowmaker: I didn.... Death: Sorry to cut you off there, but next question. What made you decide to sign with the WFS in the first place? Widowmaker: The WFS looked like from the Beginning To be a Fed that was gonna go Places. It looked like it was gonna be a Challenge. So I called up my Good Friends Manowar and Lita Ford. We were a Big force to deal with back then. Death: And now they are all a real force to deal with in the retirement homes. Now Widowmaker, something has been on my mind for awhile. Why are you against couples so badly? It is because you can't get any yourself? Widowmaker: Ah Death Remember My Man I Already Had Your Woman and Threw her away like Yesterdays Newpaper. And to Answer your Question. I am not Against Couples. And I am not Againsts married People Either. In Fact the More People there are Falling in love the Happier I am. Cause That way I not out of Work. And Lately in the WFS Business is Picking up. Death: So in other words, you break up couples so you can get your rocks off. Thats pretty sick. Disturbing actaually. But lets get off that subject you perv. Tell me about Manowar..like when did you meet him and made you both decide to be part of a team. Widowmaker: Manowar and I Go back a long time. Long Before the WFS. And When We first arrived in the WFS we made a Huge impact. Death: Ok, dispite what you think..that wasn't even the answer to my question. I didn't ask how long you've known him. Damn man, pay attention. Lets see if you can answer this next one. Say we were to have two shows like the WWE. Who would you want drafted to your show and why? Widowmaker: There is a Good Question. I was starting to wonder if you Were gonna Start asking some real Questions. And that Question is Tough to Answer too. Cause Their are about 5 - 6 Wrestlers here that Would That Either Side would Want. Then there are a Few ladies here that have some Talent too. But If I had to Pick First I think My First Pick Would Be You. The old Saying Keep your Friends close and your Enemies closer comes to mind. Death: Real questions??? Hell, if you would give some real answers maybe I'd ask you better questions. Like..ummm...What are your thoughts about all the "new blood" entering the WFS? Widowmaker: Back to the Dumb Questions I see. You already Know I think they are a Bunch of No Talent Wrestlers wannabes. I think it is a Disgrace that the WFS has Even given them a Job here. I am Busy Taken them out one at a time. Death: My god..no wonder we can't get along. Widowmaker: Something bothering you? Death: Yeah..you are. I mean..why do you hate me so badly? Widowmaker: You already Know the Answer to that. You Married Tori. And I am gonna Death: Oh, so its all about Tori. Tori Tori Tori. Still sounds like your hard up on her. Widowmaker: You didn't let me finish. Death: And I won't. Oh look here is an email from a Joss in New York. He wants to know why your an asshole? Hmmm..you know what, I'm wondering the same thing Willowmaker..I mean Widowmaker. Widowmaker: HA HA HA. Asshole, I thought this Was a Family Show. With all the Blood and Pain That is The Whole F'n Show. Joss From New York Have you ever Heard it takes one to know one. The Widowmaker I alot of Things. He Has been called alot of things too. Been called a Home Wrecker. I been called a Widowfaker too. None the Less I am one thing. I am the Everything You fear in the Night. I am everything your Scared of in the Dark. I am the True Lord of the Shadows. And there is no one Who Can Take that from me. Death: Oh, so your the boggie man who attacks children. Real manly. Anyway, last question so we can end this time. God, I really hate talking to you. But anyway, who would win in a WFS Hall of Fame battle royal? Widowmaker: Ah Back to one of your Better Questions. There are alot of Wrestlers in the Hall OF Fame. some have been long gone. Some Are good then there are the Great ones. Pains It as it does to Say this Death is one of the Great ones. Riot and Jericho are also Among the Greats. And Everyone knows I belong there too among the Greats. but there is one Man Who I would Say If he was Still here. Well He too is one of the Greats. I Am talking about the Rock. Now Back to Who would Win. Battle Royals are soo Hard to Predict. Simple Put It is not a one on one Match. You are in there against Everyone. And all it takes is 2 or 3 People to Gang up on you and your out. Now Manowar and I are Both in the Hall of Fame. Riot and Death are there too. So there are 2 Tag Teams in the Mix. So If There was an Edge in this kind of Match I would give it 2 those 4. After that Picking a winner would be Tough. Death: Well, at least your not like Chris Jericho and pick yourself. Anyway, much as this pains me as well, thank you for doing this. Widowmaker: My fans will be ple... Death: Yeah yeah, whatever. Thanks again. |