Personnel

This website couldn't have been better without each other's criticism, and we thank ourselves for it

The Credits should belong to all of us, especially Edward, he did so much. Little to Alex, he's crazy.

And me, Jason, I helped out whenever people are needed.

And also, who can forget about Dudie the Alien. We don't know his name but we made one up for him. He's like ET to us.

            ... our precious ...

We should stop Alex from adding his stuff here. That's for sure. -Jason

JASON

Hi, I'm Jason. Seventeen years of age, single, looking, flirty and filth. lol.
Got a sister, and a mother. Didn't know Dad. He's somewhere out there. Don't wanna go looking for him.

Met Alex in his computer class, he's so enthusiastic about gathering a group to make a website that will knock everyone back a couple of steps. So I said, "Oh, what the hell? I'll do it!" made him mad... Madder. This guy is insane, I tell you. talking in riddles and his slow evil grin just scares the crap out of me. Sometimes you just want to take a time-out. (Don't tell him that, ok?)

My hobbies are talking, chatting and socializing. My favourite quotes are, "Oh, yeah?", "Ooh, pretty." and "Ouch! Dick Hurts."

EDWARD

Hello. Edward Mort Scytheman, a weird name. Yeah, so what? Big woof. Want to fight about it?
I'm unique by nature, have a biatch by my side, Kristine. She's special alright. But I think Jason's being too close to her. Then again I am the jealous type.

I'm a tough kid who used to kick Jason and Alex, it's always been fun except Alex is freaking weird. Kicking Jason was fun, he just curls into a little fur ball in the corner and moans. Alex just laughs. Even when I stunk a pin in his arm, he smiles and nods. There's something going on with him and his twisted mind. There's no doubt about that.

Currently searching for a nice present that Kristine will like. It's her birthday soon.
My hobbies are playing with fire and kicking backsides. Favourite quote, "Alex. STOP SMILING LIKE THAT!"

ALEX

I whisper, seeing the inner you, I felt no pride, no fear and no intention to live. Or was that moi? Ha, hahaha...
Don't let my appearance confuse your mainframe, I am so sweet, then bitter, then sour with a quick smell of rotten flesh.

I like to smell, like salad finger, I also like metal, yet not rusted, but a sharp blade of pain. My likings of weapons and the obsession of technology was somewhat different than yours. Ha, it's funny... different... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ah...
I also like to threaten people with a kiss, of death, or of life. Living means nothing more than walking dead. Suffering the both.

"Oooooh, pretty." taunted Jason, grinned Alex. "Alex, STOP SMILING LIKE THIS!" submitted Edward.

DUDIE

We currently acquired his name, but we think Dudie is better. Who in the world who like a name like Gudtentufat?

Start Transmission: This is Gudtentufat from the Planet Uranus. This is not the corny old joke that human make fun of. This is serious. I have abducted The KFC Colonel, if you don't rename our planet back to Mie-rectum, I will do what he did with the chickens to him. And that won't be a pretty picture, I assure you.

Being with this three idiots is torturous, yet I find this Kristine very attractive. She is like my ex-girlfriend, as shown on the picture in my secret page Under the Name of TRANSLATION in the Alien page. I'd say you are the aliens, but there are more of you on this planet. But one day, I'll link up with Alex and destroy this planet, since he's a more obvious idiot, talking not in the common language but forming random sentences that needed so much brain cells to work on. I have not the time to figure out his speech but he is an useful tool. The ones called Jason and Edward are too smart, compared to the so called MALKAVIAN.

But seriously, I will not tolerate this madness as calling our planet URANUS! This is an outrage. I have not found the resemblance between our planet and your butt holes. Trust me, after probing so many presidents, we would know. And release our relatives from your AREA 51. Have they not suffered enough with your pointless cutting through and putting it on television?

If you don't do so, my list of abduction will extend, from Ronald McDonald to Wendy's, from the Beatles to Bread, I have no fear in abducting them and cutting through their organs in the name of acquire knowledge of the outer space. IN THE NAME OF INTELLIGENCE, END TRANSMISSION!