Jokes

Who doesn't like jokes? Read some of them, we posted up what we think is funny:

1, What's black, fuzzy and hanging from the ceiling?
    A blonde electrician.

2, Three men died and went to heaven, god grant them each a wish.
    "There's a window there, jump through it and yell out what you want to be and you shall be it."
    The first one jumped through and yelled, "A pilot!" and set off to piloting.
    The second one jumped through and yelled, "Superman!" and flew off as superman
    The third one jumped, but his knee was caught by the window sill, "Oh Sh*t!"

3, Three men met a genie in the desert, the genie grant them a wish.
    "There's a slide there, slide down it and yell out the drink you like and at the end of the slide, You'll have a big pool of it."
    The first man went, "Water!" He landed in a big pool of water.
    The second man went, "Beer!" He landed in a big pool of beer.
    The third man went down and yelled with excitement, "Wee!"

4, This 12 inch dwarf walked in the pub, pulled out a piano and started playing.
    A man at a stool asked, "What the hell is this?"
    The bartender said, "Oh, I found this magic lamp, made a wish and it came true."
    "Oh can I try?" the man asked. "Sure." The bartender handed him the lamp.
    Soon, the pub was filled with a million ducks.
    "Hey, I asked for a million bucks, not ducks."
    The bartender said, "Oh, did you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

5, A man walked into a bar... Ouch.

To be Continued.