The following page contains madness and goodness, viewer discretion is advised.
We do not encourage adolescence to own, rent or use any broomsticks without supervisors.
Safety first. Remember that. -Edward

Why did I name this page broomsticks you might ask. Because the only one who knew so much about these was the insane one, and he just loves calling them broomsticks. God knows why, but our second excuse is because some schools won't display this page if the page is named the true word. We are not trying to hide this page, but if a student should have the right to learn more about "Broomsticks." So let's get more bangy and less chatty. -Jason

 I see broomsticks!

A sudden flash, a piece of lead fly through air like a *deadly candy made from sugarcane.
Brining joy? For some I see, the wasted blood brings.
Down a pipe,
Down a drain,
but never down a throat of a desperate King.

Let me introduce yourselves to the broomsticks below. Most of my maties have witnessed my powerful stack. These are the broomsticks I own, or I did.

Israel Military Industries presents - Desert Eagle

The one and only pistol that fires .50AE (Action Express) bullets. Born in 1982, created by Israel Military Industries, designed to fire only .357 Magnum bullets. Most of the handheld that could fire .357 bullets were revolvers, and they have a slow reloading rate. First time, the IMI designed a handheld pistol to fire the big bullets, it was a success. Big as it was, even now, a five year old kid down the streets can tell me Desert Eagle is not an eagle, it's a pistol.
The .357 version this pistol can hold up to 9+1 bullets. 4 more candies than a revolver.
The IMI didn't stop there. Since America loves it so much, they introduced .41AE, then .44AE, and eventually .50AE.

To solve the problem with a semi-automatic broomstick they used a gas system close to AR-15.

Probably, you would ask about what the stinking hell is .50 and all those, here's a good example to show you. The .50 is the one on the left, the largest of all. Because it has the largest area, they can fit more broomstick-powder in there so the candy can be expressed to its full potential. Most people are mistaken, that the whole candy is fired out from a gun. That's ignorance, but it's adorable. The only part is fired, is the bronze part, the top of the candy. The explosion of the broomstick-powder is the only driving force that fires the candy.

Beretta M92F

Still used in the USA military, a reliable type. Fast shooting rate, plentiful of candies and rarely fail in your hands. It was a project of America, they improved the Italian Beretta M951, changed some bits and blobs. Now the magazine can hold up to 15+1 candies in there. Firing 9mm candies, they are smaller, therefore more of them can be fitted in to a magazine compared to the Desert Eagle.

Its capability was awesome, the safety of this broomstick is better than anyone else out there. Even when it's loaded, you can click on the safety button, (the knob above the red dot in the picture) and you can even point yourself in the eye and nothing would happen. But for security reasons, do not attempt to do so.

I used to have this one, imported it, then the possibility to export it again was almost impossible, so I left it. I have given it to a friend of mine, who shared my common interest and we've been friends for five years. I trust him with my precious and most beloved broomstick of all time.

Shamefully, I could not find the same one, or I just can't bear the pain of losing another one again. Let's just say I don't have the cash to hunt. So long, M92F.

Socom Mark 23, Mod 0

This one everyone is too familiar with, if you have ever played Metal Gear Solid. I know I haven't but the commercials shown it once and I recognised it, I'm smart, aren't I? Ha ha ha... This broomstick is found in 1991 as an offensive broomstick. Oh, it's on Splinter cell too.

Designed by a HK engineer, Helmut Weldle. This broomstick can hold 12 of .45 ACP candies. Built to be a offensive killer, this broomstick was built as a set, unlike many other broomsticks. This broomstick comes with a silencer, a plug-in box, which consist of two laser sights, one is laser, one is infrared which is only visible in a night vision goggle and a normal tactical light.

This broomstick is often compared to the Desert Eagle. The size of it has become an issue. It's like bringing a brick around. Trust me, I know, I have one in my room.

INGRAM M11A1

Oh, looking at just brings teats to my eyes. It's so beautiful, so peaceful, so graceful. A plain natural beauty, and I have sold her to a master haggler at a rip-off price. Of course, I knew he wasn't much of a broomstick person, since he already bent the handle and overheated the metal. I shouldn't have let you go, my princess. One day I shall be you again. On a white horse, an army of knights, we shall be united again.

I didn't get to know her well, but she can hold 30+1 of 9mm candies, fully automatic. It's called an SMG, representing Sub Machine Broomstick.

Once I get to know it, I'll tell you more.

Have fun with this broomstick, if you have it.

To be Continued...