News that might affect you in someway

We are plainly outraged by some idiotic news from around the world, and this page was created to make fun them news. don't be offended if your country is being mentioned, it's mostly for shows.

9th Feb, 2005.

Some state in America has announced that wearing your pants lower than your underwear will cost you $50 Us.
we haven't seen any cases yet, but we have our own opinion.

Jason: what the (fudge -Ed)? if you are going ban minor things like this you might as well ban wearing underpants, so you won't show them at all and offend anyone alive. Jesus, this is an outrage.

Edward: I really don't have a clue on why are they doing this. as if nowadays being youthful is a crime, fashion shall no longer stand a chance in this cruel society. if we aren't allowed to choose what we wear or how we wear it, you might as well start putting people in jail for having fashion sense. I have my doubt in humanity now, where is the liberty they promised?

Alex: crime or crime is not, human are puny yet they have rights, some of them might have forgotten the fact by standing high above in their money mountains. they think they are the commanders, the leader of all, yet they have not tried to understand this new culture of the new generation.

Dudie: Wearing pants is a crime on my planet and I think all humans are despicable hiding their gift the creator has given them. show the world your gift! -This is an outer space perspective, we do not encourage people to stop wearing pants or skirts after reading this message.

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