
oh my shitjesus, '98? I FEEL ANCIENT NOW, THANKS SHONEN JUMP.

ahhhhh, everyone's so washed-out! my eeeeeyyyyes!

hey, this is one piece. even if it's only the first OVA, were you expecting no phallus?!

there wasn't much to laugh at in this paltry first cartoon, so i was gleeful when pink-shirt here got kicked in the nuts and did a delightful little dance.

ZORO, YOU MAKE ME SMILE. even if you are not being voiced by our beloved kazuya nakai.

and even here, nami proves what a useless slut she is. (i don't care if it was her "plan" to lead luffy to crab-guy.)

hurray! let's traumatize infant anime-luffy with the beheading of a small child!

whaaaat, they made nami blue-eyed? pssshhh. i'm glad the series people didn't drastically change things like this.

aaaaaand luffy drops acid and does the spongebob dance. MY FAVOURITE GIF EVAR.
AND NOW the weekly jump super anime tour 40th anniversary special.

OH PANDAMAN. i will never miss out on an appearance by you. NEVER.

ehhhhhh, the amount of snot in this show. but, must hand it to oda, since crying does involve lots of teary snot. **shudders**

EEHEHEHE. I JUST. i love that luffy just can't give any shits about anyone's story. IT IS WONDERFUL.

another reason to love one piece: nobody bothers with "powering up". luffy just beats the shit out of anybody causing trouble. **makes a loud, pleased humming sound**

hey! stop stomping on my Hat, you non-canon bastard!
i am just really upset whenever Hat gets beat up.

how... how can nami hurt luffy when no one else can?
she must be using cuntbitch haki.

hayyyyy it's handyman dude! whatever his name is... i adore that oda has all these minor background characters that can show up anywhere. even in non-canon specials!
next: oh god, that HORRID "jango's dance carnival". it'll hurt, but i'll watch it again.

AHAHAHA. this is the ONLY thing i like about this short.

hi jango. i like you. why did they bring you back to make this horrible cartoon? why?
i'm glad you showed up later to fawn over hina. that filled me with glee.

oh. oh no. the awful CGI stairs caused me pain. gahhhhrrrrr.

aaaahhhhhhh... rotoscoping is EVILLE, children! STOP USING IT.

OH
GOD
THIS IS SO PAINFUL, WHY AM I WATCHING IT??
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