| 7/7/01 9:18 PM: Once
you take a vacation and get away from the routine
of updating, it's easy to just forget about
bothering with the webpage. Even when you have a huge
batch of never-before-seen Burt Freeman comics. 6/29/01 10:11 PM est: Going to be
gone the rest of the week. Not my choice.
Checking out besonic.com for music distribution.
6/29/01 10:48 AM est:
Perscription for the death of free?! Or a damn good idea. You be
the judge...
6/28/01 10:54 PM est:
Homestead is going to start charging for personal webpages because
they suddently realized that thier business model
didn't factor in making money. Mp3.com got sued, and makes the artists
pay for thier stupidity (My commentary/FU letter). Yahoo is going to start charging too. I had a large
commentary on all this, but computer problems
caused me to lose it. In short, because the
businesses wrote a weak business plan they are
making thier clients suffer. Dishonorable!
Business plans shoulden't only be used to sucker
shmucks into investing, it should be doctrine!
More...
6/27/01 12:05 PM est: Zeldman for president in 2004. Not gonna
happen, but it sounds like a good thing to talk
about. Thompson-esque high-speed craziness right here. The good shit, not cheap stuff. Thank you. That is all.
6/26/01 11:02 PM est: If
you are here for answers, then: Yes. If you're
not here for answers, then dig this man! Taken seriously by wackos
today! Just ignore the fact that back in Jesus'
day, they didn't have sissors or combs, general
ethnicity of the area he was born in, and other
things I thought were obvious and the page might
be slightly acceptable by people. The picture in
the last post is funnier if you know Jack
Chick and are
familiar with past posts. That's what's up with that.
That's not all! If you act now, there's a new Burt Freeman comic at absoulutly no extra
charge!
6/25/01 8:00 PM est: Smell
that! Smells like something sweet! More on
that later. Sorry about the last post, I went off
half cocked. The article is done, and features a boring
layout, with no pictures. You didn't think I'd
get it done did you? DID YOU!?!?!
Second time I've had to
do that. There's more, but the lightning outside
and threat of power outages says "upload
while you still can Joe"
6/24/01 10:06 PM est: Obligitory
cryptic italics... John Lee Hooker is Dead.
Dale Earnhart is still alive and putting memorial
highways a few feet from playgrounds. Enough.
Over 50 email ads while I was gone struggling
with the NC highway/interstate system. Other
things too. Total world destruction seems like a
happy thing right about now. Damn you all. Damn
Joseph Pulitzer. Damn the article on Pulitzer
that is coming very soon. Damn tomorrow, when the
article will probably show up. Damn it all.
6/20/01 9:24 PM est: Going
places may interfere with my culinary project, as
it were...
Dig it, I have just learned something. While
it's true I don't know everything, it's also true
that I always know what I'm doing. Always, so,
instead of my normal excuse that my crappy pirate
version of photoshop is acting funny, This is why
I do not use .gifs: 1,
2,
3,
and, 4.
In a way, .gif represent corporate evil,
therefor, I will not be useing them (You know,
however: There's no animated .jpgs, so the
animated article button stays. The animated link
image to Independants day stays too.)
Do you know pain? Get to know Pain. Join the keep kids the hell away
from the internet inititive. Another reason webdesign shoulden't be
so easy. Simple drag and drop online webpage
makers should be illigal. Either that or make
them as buggy, difficult, invasive, faulty, and
gennerally disagreeable to work with as FrontPage
Express. Useing FrontPage Express really forces
you to learn to scan HTML for problems, sence if
you happen to accedentally code a
high-quality perfectly designed, validated site,
FrontPage Express 'fixes' it for you the second
you save. FrontPage Express removes everything in
the <head> writes it's own
<meta>tags, and tells your layout to bend
over and take it... WYSIWYG is
ass. I have no idea what the layout is really
going to look like. Nothing like it does in
FrontPage Express, thats for sure.
Next Day 10ish PM: Things
still brewing...I'm Due for places unknown...This is why I'm afriad this site is
becoming a weblog. At least I keep it short.
Compared to that anyway. By the way, I refuse to
say BTW, IMHO, or 'blog. Motavation ,
damn, i cant spell. screw it all
6/18/01 11:26 PM: Things
are brewing. We'll see... On the site, more movie reviews for the load of new movies
coming out. New stuff might show up this week,
but the entire month of july, I'll be absent.
Working @ summer camp. I've checked. I'm the only
male working on the CITII staff. That's not all,
they have me listed as a female. Yes, I'll write
all about it.
6/14/01 2:44 PM: Useless to me.
6/13/01 8:36 PM:
Important stuff you really fucking care
about: Episode # 9. World's greatest epic
continues.
Webspace? Homestead is for losers. Useing
it to make webpages is anyway. I'm currently
planning to use it as a filedump so I continue to
upload. There is a mirror of the front page
there, @ freestandingnudemedia.homestead.com, but
there is NO reason to go there. They stick a bar
at the bottom of the screen. Bad them, bad! At
least one can click away the geocities damn box.
However homestead is better than fortunecity,
which won't allow you to link to files on it's
server from an outside location, which makes it
totally useless to me. I'm trying to see if great-jones-street can help me, and if they can, I
would be eternally greatful to them. What they
are doing is a really great thing. Everyone needs
to go and love them. It's Oniedesque baby! That
should be reason enough. Speaking of websites
that are doing the good work, istockphoto.com is supercool. Screw corbis
images and thier corporate selves.
istockphoto.com is free and wonderful.
6/12/01 4:46 PM est: The
minimal interface is now 100% Lynx certified viewable. Bow down to me! I'm setting up
a redirect dohicky that will allow everyone to
point thier browser to
www.geocities.com/freestandingnudemedia and be
directed to the proper front page according to
thier browsers abilities. I'm the man!
6/12/01 2:39 PM: The
damned useless art/visuals/whatever page is now
wholly dedicated to burt freeman. Like it wasn't already. I'm
proud of my design for it though. It's really
good.
6/12/01 11:55 AM est:
That's right. Everything has changed.
Freestanding nude media has a brand new front
end, more webspace available, and a new FULL COLOR Burt Freeman! Arn't you lucky.
6/11/01 8:25 PM est:
Damn javascript! Damn it all to hell! I was going
to do a java image switch thing for a special
redirect type page for this page, but javascript
is like blowing a watermelon though a hose pipe.
Lots of blowing but absoulutly no going. I think
I'll have to think of something else. I know this
update makes no sence, but I don't care. Boy, I'm
hungry. I'm not kidding about the great stuff
coming later though. Damn, this is a stupid
update. Makes no sence at all. Theres top secret
stuff going on behind the scenes though.
P.S. The newspaper is not for
my lies!
6/10/01 5:07 PM est: At
the risk of totally running out of webspace, I've
giving you 2 brand new Burt Freeman comics and 2 more movie reviews. The Burt Freeman comics, though, is where the fun
is today. Episode 6 is nothing to write home about,
but episode 7 is This summers epic
blockbuster! Tells the story of pearl harbor!
Action! Betrayal! Ninjas! Romance!
Everything that a certain movie (I never plan on
seeing) is not.
6/9/01 9:01 PM est: I'm
back. Yes, the comic book convention was good.
Not nearly enough to write a good article of even
a good update about, so you get two (2) new Burt Freeman comics. arn't you happy. If they
look diffrent, thats because they were made with
photoshop instead of the normal windows 3.1
paint. New Burt look, same Burt taste! On to the
report on the convention: There was alot less
free stuff than I would have liked, which
resulted in me becoming broke very quickly. There
were also a great deal more vendors out, instead
of companies selling thier own comics. Mucho
anime bootlegs, but since I don't care too much
about anime, it didn't bother me too much. There
were, however, some japanese music/soundtrack CDs
and I spent my last $20 on those. Highly
recommended: any music having to do with the
anime "cowboy bebop". Plus: remixes by
ninja tune and rephex artist. The ass-end of the
convention was, of course, the best. The
independents are a little less independent, a
little sexier (in the case of "fasion
police") and as screwed up as ever. Talked
to a cartoonist named Rickman. He has a website, it's not up yet, but when it
is, I plan to check it out. Only a few
deconstuctionist comics. Not enough freaks
though. Oh well. I have many trade paperbacks,
and now, you have 2 new Burt comics. By the way,
one has numbers in it and an allusion to a DJ
Shadow song, and the other co-stars breasts and
Mr. T.
6/9/2thousand-O one all
day: Absent, my secretary will handle your visit:
6/8/01 6:53 est: I'm not
so funny when I'm pissed off. At least, I'm not
so funny when I'm pissed off and go off
half-cocked. That's whats up with the last
update. This time, less bitchin', mo' fixin'. The
clowns in the front row main
front page has
been improveificated with a new, high-tech look.
It's now officially your movie
headquarters. Whether you like it or not. Visit
it now. Why? Another review in the 2001 summer movie spectacular. There will be more movie
reviews as movies come out this summer, and I
make up stuff about them. The minimalist
frontpage now has a link on the main frontpage,
and a way radical new look dude! Ok, it's not
radically new, but it's diffrent, and thats good.
I plan to do a minimal backend, and all the
mainpages for the individual sections will also
have minimal versions. Of course, the minimal
versions will link to other minimal versions,
thereby making a site capible of being seen on
any type of computer and any speed modem. If I
only have the webspace...
six eight oh one three
seventeen eastern standard time: Microsoft wants
to be God so bad, it stopped being funny. What
could this mean? >>this<< This could mean that
words on websites could be turned into
advertisements/links for the evil empire. Bad
mojo! Sure it can have some useful purposes, but
so does genocide, and we don't like genocide or
microsoft, now do we? In related news, I will not
be useing any form of micrsoft's new OS. Nor will
I be useing any new form of Internet Explorer.
6/7/01 12:29 AM est:
Insert what I've been doing here. Insert thing
that bugs me and a link to it here. Insert reason
I'm down in the dumps right here. Whatever. On to
the site news. Most pages including but not
limited to the Fiction page and The clowns in the front row have been slightly improved.
There is also movie reviews for a handfull of the new summer
movies on the Clown's page. You can always trust
thier opinion. Just to let you know, yes, the
reviews are totally false.
6/6/01 12:03 AM est:
Ambience and encryption. That's how the day was
spent. Made four ambient song that I shall upload
to Mp3.com as soon as possible. Got Radiohead's
new album. Not ambient, but really good. Finally
got pgp off a download at cryptome.org, a zip file, downloaded in about
half an hour, as compared to the three hours at
pgp.com. I'll
update the FAQ with my public key later. I will
be spending my weekend as the only
bad-ass-looking tanned person at the comic book
convention. I'm glad I'm not a stereotype. I know
several. Updated Swifty the Avenger page @ Mp3.com a little bit. Might fancy it up
a bit more later. Everything will happen later.
Now is for inactivity...
6/5/01 10:10 PM est:
Created amazingly minimal frontpage. Only text and tables. It's got
a diffrent color scheme, but the same feel. I
still like this frontend, so it will probably get
the update preference. It's just a expirement for
now. I don't expect to steamline anything right
now. I just want to see if I can get 100%
validated. Then I can brag. We'll see if I decide
to expend that much effort. Since the rest of the
site is large .jpg images (the only ones my copy
of photoshop seems to be able to churn out) and
complex design, the minimal frontpage is pretty much useless.
Later that day...The
main thing in the way of validation, happens to
be geocities damn box. Remember the update from
6/1/01, where I complained about the box. It's
keeping me from the glory of being fully
validated. Damn them.
6/4/01 seven oh six:
Updating between social interaction. It's best to
leave the website on the back burner, where it
can slowly simmer. One must occationally stir,
though. Examples of what happens when things are
on the front burner for too long: Music from hell! No, it doesn't involve the
Backstreet Boys. I like how serious they take it.
Funny stuff. People who are this serious
shoulden't have children. Look, thee, heathens, hither. Behold ye nonbelievers, the
difficulties of buying pants! Indeed! 'Tis a
website devoted to the sacred affair of buying
pants. Doth thou still not feareth pants that
doth not fittest thou? It should be harder to
make webpages. What's brewing in this particular
pot? Beside asking myself rhetorical questions,
the music page has been updated, with a
new splash picture, and another song. The place for old updates has been improved. The Article
button has been improved in an invisable manner.
I also added Metatags even though they are
more-or-less useless and banal. Heathens, get
thee from my sight!
6/4/01 11:31 AM est:
Yawn. "I
probably shoulden't have glanced in the rear-view
mirror, now that I look back on it" Tom
reflected. I'm funny when I don't get enough
sleep.
6/1/01 9:46 AM est:
Someone keeps calling early in the morning and
hanging up when they get the machine. I wish they
would stop. Today, I link to a website that
doesn't suck Debussy. It's the website of the mo'
less interchangeable Byrd twins. High quality
layout, plenty of grade-A content. Good stuff. It's all right here. They even manage to get through
a Dark Angel review without any Che Guevara
jokes. My only complaint: MIDI background music +
Java menu scripts that occasionally don't work.
It's downright dangerous to run scripts on
geocities, what with all thier strange
ad-java-add-on-ass-box-things (may or may not be
in upper right corner) what doen't always work
itself. That causes the error message:
If the visitor hits No, As I'm prone to do, no java
scripts or any other sort of strange script on
the page works. This was the problem with my First Pass. No problem with that on this
frontpage. Hit No all you'd like. It's not going
to save you from my menu. Add to that, the fact
that the more java you use, the harder it is to
get the website perfect+compliant, with a side of
validated. Their website, checked. On this webite, the music
button has be improvificated. The music page
will, too, be improvificated when I feel like it.
Read that last sentance as stating: I'll make all
the images on the music page smaller next week.
Maybe I'll do the rest of the html for the new
article next week. Maybe not. You can place bets
if you'd like. Odds are 2:1 against.
5/31/01 1:51 PM est:
Todays site that proves we are the best website
on geocities is this one.You know, if you free your mind,
your ass will follow. Apparently, someone took
what was clearly a joke, and took it seriously.
After a quick glance though the site, I've come
to the conclusion that the purveyor of the
supposed joke either took it to far, or believed
it him/her/itself. The linguistics that the
entire thing is based on is at best physically
painful. Best line:
But if you
open up your mouth and try to unmask them, THEY
will DENY everything and call you a CRAZY person.
If you insist, THEY may even get you literally
under arrest or take you to a madhouse. YOU KNOW
IT.
That's crazy, man! I
guess that makes me THEY. That makes this website
the home of the THEY (and the land of the free!).
National anthem humor. To attone for that pun, a
vintage, rare breakbeat. In universal (almost) .wav format. If I could find it again,
I'd give it to you in .au or .aiff too, but I
can't find it, so .wav is all you get. Some 'ignent'
folk might not know what to do with it. But you
know what you do... If I could spare webspace,
I'd upload more. YOU KNOW IT.
5/30/01 2:56 PM est:
During the summer, it's best to be constantly
damp. There for I must advocate the use of
Gardner Acres Swin Club. Gotta have sunlight. You
know, when geocities is mostly losers like this, it makes it easy to be the best
website on geocities. This is why we chose
geocities. Its easy to stand tall among the
lowest common denominator. Middle schoolers
should not be allowed to have websites.
Expecially moody/bitchy/crazy/goth middle
schoolers. Who makes the horrid animated gifs
that these losers use on thier webpages? Who
would want to use those animated gifs. Apparently
a person who says:
Occupation:
I DON'T HAVE A JOB BUT 1 DAY I WILL WORK AT A
GRAVEYARD OR I WILL BE A BIG ROCKSTAR OR I WILL
BE A JUNKIE LIKE IN THE COMMERCIEL THAT SAYS
"I WANNA BE A JUNKIE WHEN I GROW UP" IN
THE COMMERCIAL!!!
Right on son. Your on
your way to becoming a white collar suburbanite
who complains <future> that rock music is
getting worse and worse, and I tell ya' the rock
stars of today are crazy, just give me somma'
that good old music I useta' listen to when I was
a kid. </future> I'd give you more quotes
by the pathetic duo behind the website in
question, but you can get them yourself. How the
hell did these protosimians even manage to make a
website at all? I'll end this with my favorite Jack
Chickism:
 Oh yea! Rock on Pope!
5/30/01 12:19 PM est:
Upon further consideration of: a)the work and
thought that it would take + b)bloodthirsty
corporate lawyers, I have decided not to rip of
Yahoos layout so as to make fun of it. Can you
spot the minute changes made to the website? I
can't. I'll give you a hint though, it's good
that you can't tell.
5/29/01 1:27 PM est: Superheros and censors. What they do:
What
do you take out of the movie?
What do you
take out of the movie?
We take out all F words, S words, B
words, and words related to Diety. We also take
out sex, nudity, and violence.
Now showing: 20
minute Fight Club. I love it when people do crazy
shit like this. I added some new phrases to the
random generator up top. See if you can spot what
they are! I'm going to upload this bitch (I'm
talking about this minor update to my website.
Not you.)and then I'm out like a trout!
5/28/01 10:22 PM est: I
fixed the wacky
table layout. Many
(unneeded) tables were removed, and the legs of
the remaining tables were tightened. Our website
will now look the way I meant it to, no matter
what your screen resolution. Is that a good
thing, or a bad thing? That's open to debate. I
really must learn CSS. The main title image has
been improvefied to better reflect this website's
status as the only free website
in the world. The side bar now serves a purpose,
but keeping the icons where they will be noticed
is going to be bothersom. Again, say it with me:
I really must learn CSS. Adding lots of <p
align="right"><font
color="#FF0000">.</font></p>s
to the side bar to keep the icons on the top
feels cheap. It takes to much trouble too. What's
on the radar? Another AIDS. This time, I convert
my site, to Yahoo. The world may never be the
same.
5/28/01 2:16 PM est:
Freedom. Will bring much pleasure your way. Now:
I have updated the art page to visuals and added a new cartoon. Yea, the
cartoon was made with windows 3.1 paintbrush, on
a 2 year old computer, but at least their there.
I wish I could somehow reduce the number of
frames on the front page. There's frames in
frames for cryin' out loud. They slow down my
updating. I'd fix everything, get everything 100%
compliant (it's very not) , but you know, that would take
too much time+effort. I have better things to do.
I may one day. An update in the webspace issue:
| Disk
Space Usage |
Used:
10,371,079
bytes |
Available:
4,628,921
bytes
|
Total Allocated:
15,000,000
bytes
|
|
There you go. I wonder
if I can get more space. It's not going as fast
as I thought it would. No, I haven't done the
html for the new article. Yes, there is something
in the side bar. Did we sell out to the man?
Quite the contrary young lad...
5/20/01 4:33 PM est: I
thought Geocities.com was bad. It's a bit amazing
how simple things like this
change your
whole perspective. Go there and help the poor guy
out. He's a man on a mission to fight against
crime. Let's hear what resident crime-fighter
Electrode Cat! wearing Electrode Hat! has to say
about this.
 |
Fighting is of greatness
of towardness great evil! In certain city
fighting of opposition in direction of
evil is of great profession. Support
coming from me in a certain form of
respect is toward you in a large amount.
Villian who are pursue of innocent
harmament are in order direction towards
stop. Unrelenting is nature of preferance
toward activity of the nature of those in
activity of type described negitively!
Quickness!: Motion in support of fighter
to prevent disaster in cause of action! |
Yes, the new article is
done. Written. Stick a fork in it. I've yet to do
the html yet, and probably won't untill next
week. I must work on project. A Lot coming
summer...
| Note: The novelty of
having everything in B/W has worn off. |
5/7/01 A little while
after the last update: We have relocated +
dredged up the old clowned AP report. It's in the
AIDS section, click the picture below. Oh, and
the timmy page! My tea tastes like weak sewer
water, is that normal? I think not. I'm also
slipping randomly between plural and singular
self referance. We are also working on a new
article.
5/7/01 8:12 PM est: We
love airtravel.
5/5/01 3:40 PM est: Big
news from Mr. Chick the fundamentalist
prick! According
to the right-wing fundamentalist holier-than-thou
nuts there at his website:
ALL, revolutionaries
Juan! expecially one's like George Washington,
William and Mary, Ben Franklin, Martin Luther,
and you know, Juan, Jesus was a revolutionary
too. And we all know what happened to people
closest to the people above. Because
revolutionaries want to drink the blood of your
children, there is a new article, on speeders.
For some reason, all the
test on the pictures look purple in the article.
Not my fault, wasn't my doing, it was a photoshop
thing and I'm too lazy to fix them. I will find
the responcible party and give them a taste of
communist justice!
Well, thats it. More
stuff to come, as always.
5/3/01 4:24 PM est: I've
changed the raves rants and bitches to the cooler
and hipper "articles". Everything else
related to that subject has changed too,
including your collective memories. Other things
have changed. Go away, I'm working on a new
article. Don't really go away.
4/26/01 7:41 PM est:
Well, turns out the application to UNCG AASC
wasn't lost, so I shall be a counselor.
Therefore, in the name of entertainment I shall
provide a day-to-day record as the isolation of
working with strangers+stress of having to work
day in day out with children(highly unpredictable
environmental factors), combined with sure sleep
deprivation, drives me and my associates insane.
I'll keep track of both weeks and relate the
debacle in a series of articles entitles
"reality, paranoia, and other illustrious
conspiracy theories at Virginia Tech" and
"reality, paranoia, and other illustrious
conspiracy theories at UNCG" yee-hah. Also,
more AIDS.
4/24/01 5:55 PM est:
Geocities has screwed up all the streaming audio
on the music page. The downloads still work, but
for how long?!! That's not all, my application to
be a UNCG AASC counselor has been lost by the
incompetent personal department. This means one
of two things a) I will have more time during
summer to devote to creative projects like this
webpage, because they misplaced my application
and when they found it, it was too late, thus
resulting in me becoming even more cynical about
human nature, businesses ect. b) after stuggling
against all odds, I finally get them to accept my
application and I get stuck working in a camp I
can't stand, resulting in me becoming even more
cynical about human nature, businesses ect. c) I
mace random people and go to college in Ohio,
meet my long-lost soulmate and save the world
from democratic elections. Anyway, When I do have
some free time, I have 2 new rants/articles in
the tube, and community theatre to upload. To
tide you over until then, I've added a new song (that doesn't stream) and
improved the FAQ.
3/31/01 3:50 PM est: I'm
not dead. Instead of uploading the 2 new Raves,
Rants, and Bitches that I have, I'm working on
more important things. Looks like, for now, Its
one update a month, untill further notice.
Atleast I'm updateing/changing all the stuff on
my cafepress page. Also in other news: Christy Hayden. Funny as a non-literate
gastonian can be. Besides me. See also: Little Retard Timmy.
2/8/01 7:50 PM est: Look
at this. That pretty funny. Its a bunch of
conservative christians spouting off about how
horrible certain movies are. They really have a
problem with everything. . <sarcasm>It's
true, everything is a conspicicy by the devil!
Everyone is out to get you! Your only friend
should be the CAP guy and the bible! Burn All
videotapes!!!</sarcasm> Weilding Biblical
quotes totally unrelated to what thier talking
about, This dude tells you what God wants you to
see. Acording,of course, to the CAP guy, the only
one who can decide what God wants They are
against reality, It's too violent, sexual, and
gennerally dissagreeable to be participated in.
I'm probably going to do something with it,
probably heathen deconstructionist comedy. I'm
tellin' ya, organized religeon is the worst thing
to happen to itself. Hey, hey, let the crusades
rebegin! "Evolution Sux" Says their
hero, William Jennings Byran. For your pleasure,
I've put up a review with my comments on it.
2/6/01 8:44 PM est:
Tyler's scanner now works, but I can't garentee
that I can get to it in the near future. But, the
good news is that the AIDS page (really gotta change that
name) page is now up, and dig the stuff in there!
I'm throwing it up in haste (its 9 or so now, as
I've been typing this, I've been uploading and
doing other stuff) So expect errors and such.
I'll fix them later.
1/27/01 7:34 PM est:
After an intermitable wait, there is a new rave, bitch, and rant! Its a
good one. I will begin Community Theatre on a
differant server. It shall be large and in
charge. In other news: Electrode Cat wearing
Electrode Hat! find out more in the new rave,
bitch, and rant. I've also just found out, in the
writings area, Post-Zanadrene Era story is incomplete. I will try
and type the 70% of the story that is missing.
I'll probably make some improvements. So, Part 2
of Post-Zanadrene Era is in the tube.
1/23/01 4:58 PM est: No
news is good news. For a while anyway. I've
slightly redesigned the backend and added a new section. It's
not funtional right now, so leave a message after
the tone.
1/4/01 4:34 PM est:
Tyler's scanner is broken. The wait for Mr. Slug
will be longer than anticipated. However, I do
have a page for old updates. Will there be a new
Raves, Rants, Aand Bitches article?! Due to
geoshitties webspace constraints, I may have to
do some shuffling of log-in names, which will be
messy and bothersome. Official stats as of now :
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| In related
news: Joe must now go back to school.
Less updates, less often. Oh well. Until
next time, there is in reality a new
Rant, in the form of... complaint against
people who sue, in shape of... Welcome to the Sewer. |
1/3/01 6:08 PM est: I am
not a filthy whore, do not ask me to link (ass
kiss) your website in exchange for promotion.
I'll get promotion myself, the honorable way.
1/3/01 3:33 PM est:
Greetings citizen! Today on a very special
episode of Raves, Rants, and Bitches, We will discuss the horror, and
the reality, of the highly risky, dangerous and
too-close-to-home effects of useing a cell-phone. An episode that the whole
family should watch together.
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