Teacher: Gohan you have failed your finals and will have to take intersession during the vacation.
Goku: I'm not hungry right now
Vegeta: Bulma I love you.
Gohan: Hey mom! I'm going to kick it with my homies.
Vegeta: Mr.Satan is the best fighter in the universe!
Chi-chi: Goku..........I want a divorce! I can't take anymore of the fighting!
Piccolo: Hey that girl is so damn cute.
Goku: Chi-Chi let me help you in the kitchen.
Gohan: Know your role and shut your mouth.
Master Roshi: I can't stand people who look at girly magazines all day.
Vegeta: Goku is my best friend.
Chi-Chi: Goku can you turn Super Saiyan just this once......it's more exciting.
Gohan: Hey mom! Turn up the radio, I want to hear the Nsync!
Goku: Gohan go upstairs and study.
Freeza: Goku you are the strongest in the universe can we be friends?
Gohan: Hey babe give me a call somtime.
Bulma: Vegeta I don't love you anymore.................I love Master Roshi, he's such a gentleman.
Goku: I am to fat!! I need a diet!
Vegeta: I want a pony not a super sayien doll for x-mas!
Vegeta: bulma you suck at raising trunks let me try!
Master Roshi: check out the six pack on him!
Bulma(in dragonball): who needs dragonballs when i got oolong!
SSJ4vegeta/goku: man i need to shave!
Vegeta: man i dont want to be a super sayian i want to be a model!
Gohan: how much you want for that pokemon card?
Krillin: Goku you know you really suck at fighting!

An Unlikely DBZ Christmas List
Mr. Satan: A Comb
Vegeta: Book entitled "Dealing with your Hurts and Anger"
Goku: Chess Set
Chichi: Wonderbra
Goten: Book entitled "How to Talk to Girls"
Chibi Gohan: Book entitled "Finding your Idol"
Trunks: Hair dye
Kuririn: Hair curlers
Furiza: A coupon for one free makeover ("I feel Pretty!")
Tenshinhan: Eyepatch
Yajirobee: Jenny Craig
Mr. Popo: Backstreet Boys CD
Piccolo: Book entitled "Coping with a Lack of Genitalia"

You Might Watch Too Much DBZ If...
...you call your girlfriend Bulma
...you have an orange gi with blue accessories
...during a schoolyard fight, you decide to charge while your opponent goes for a punch
...you spend your days shouting "Final Flash" and throwing yellow-colored erasers
...you own the complete set of the Dragon Ball manga
...you know intricate details of the show, like how many steps it took for Kuririn to get to Yajirobee's sword
...your name is Radditz
...you have legally changed your name to that of your favorite DBZ character
...you believe in Kami
...you have dreams of dying so that you can get to meet Enma
...you have planned out the walk on Snake Way
...you wear a gi, a karate belt, writbands, and continuously clench your fists
...you have tried to make a gravity machine
...you're reading this

Top ten reasons to make Vegeta President

10. You will be able to kick ass without any worry from the cops
9. Saiya-jins will always win lawsuits
8. Uncensored Dragon Ball
7. "Saiya-jins" are now part of the military
6. Riots all the way
5. Vice president Ryo Horikawa, commander in chief Brian Drummond
4. Short yet angry speeches
3. One solution for every problem: Just blow the whole thing up
2. Capsule Corporation beats everyone in the industry!
1. Vegeta looks cool in a suit ^_^

Weekly Top Ten List~Irrelevant DBZ Poll: why did the chicken cross the road?

Chibi Trunks: "Chicken? That's no chicken! That's Cluckumon, the unevolved form of Cockadodo-roo, which I need to catch so I can be the Master Trainer on Pokemon Platnimum!"
Vegeta: "What kind of stupid question is that?!?! Cat no baka"
Goku: "Chicken? Ooo, yummy, where?"
Dende: "I know! That's because I'm Kami, but I'm not allowed to tell. It's forbidden."
Popo: "How should I know? I'm just Kami's Sugar Dadd... er, gardner, that's it, Mr. Popo is Kami's gardner"
Goten: "Chicken? Ooo, yummy, where?"
Bulma: "It's simple! Lets just summon Shenlong and wish to know the answer!"
Gohan: "To get to the other side?"
Chi Chi: "To distract Gohan from his studies!"
Dr. Briefs: ::dressed in Col. Sanders outfit:: I missed one?

Here are some things to ponder that you might not have ever thought about before. I'm sure more strange questions will be found by our hardworking staff. *Warning! Some questions might be considered rude, crude, and downright perverted and obnoxious*

-What if Goku's gi was yellow?
-If Bulma didn't have her name on her shirt- would she forget it? Does she have her name on her underwear?
-What if Nappa had hair?
-How can Bulma's hair go from purple to blue to green? Did she dye it? or did the artists have fights over what color it was?
-Would Tien be able to aim if he didn't have the third eye?
-What if Gohan was a girl?
-Can I go to the "next dimension" Please
-How would Raditz look SSJ4
-Did Vegeta copy his hair style from Sonic the Hedgehog?
- What if all the Nameks were purple?
-Would Frieza's minions still respect him if he wore floppy slippers and bunny ears?
-What would happen if Vegeta did shut up?
-Could Buu dissintegrate in water?