Hello The Ladies!
I am Dave.
I am a hot, horny man from Denmark and I like to have sex with the animals. I think that maybe you have seen my website, already I have been hit over 1000 times!
I still like the sheeps and the goats, but now also I have tried the llamas.
And the camels too!
This camel
had more than one hump!
In this picture is my friend the chicken. But now my website is so popular that the farmer of this chicken saw what I was doing, and now he says he will be killing me. In fact he said to me something much worse, but I will not use his words in a page that may be seen by the children. But I don't think he could fit it up there anyway,
This is a sign that has been put up by a farmer near to my house after he has read my web page.
I cannot bear to be parted from my friend the chicken and so now
we have run away together. I wanted also to take with me the
llama which lives in a zoo near to my house in Denmark, but a
llama would not fit in my suitcases.
Me and my chicken friend have travelled to many interesting places to get away from the farmer. I have taken many pictures of the places we have been to, and they are on the next pages.
If you would like to e-mail me or the chicken, click on here
ZOO - DONKEY SANCTUARY -
An Alecan
Enterprises (2001) Production
and
21st Century Pisshead.