A WALK IN THE COUNTRY
Although mostly I like to party hard and to make love with the animals, sometimes I like to go for a nice relaxing walk in the countryside of Denmark. Besides, here it is possible to find many different types of animals with which to make sex.
I ask the chicken to go with me but he doesn't want to because he is lazy. I try to chase him to catch him but he is too fast for me and runs away.
This doesn't happen very often. I have a lot of practice at chasing the chickens. At least now I can make love to more animals without making the chicken jealous.
Soon I find a duck. A duck is not as good as a chicken, but it can be made to make the interesting noises.
The duck tries to flee by hiding on the lake, but I am used to having the damp trousers after making love to the animals.
After the drying of my trousers I come across a field of the horses.
I cannot resist them!
This picture has had to be censored.
After I finish with the horsey I find a field of the cows.
As you can see I was very excited to see them. I have to check to make sure that the farmer is not watching.
Many farmers in Denmark know my photograph. Soon I hope to visit instead a farm in Derbyshire, England. I hope to take many photos.
Most people like to take the cream out of the cows. I like to put some back in.
There are so many cows that soon I am ready for more, so I strip off for more action.
Finally I find a field of the sheep.
Although I am very tired, I am always ready for the sheep.
See how happy the sheeps are when I have finished with them.
This is a very strange lady from the Faroe Islands. She has seen my website and says that is she is finding me very attractive. She has made very many inappropriate suggestions to me, but I keep telling her that I only like to make love the animals, so she tries to fooling me by dressing up as the cow.
I was fooled. I hope nobody tells the chicken.
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