2004
Boy's U-16
 
Canada's Own:
DARLINGTON 88's
 
C S L
Regional Premier
THE ELITE OF THE ELITE
 
 
 
      88 DEFINITIONS
 
Sometimes I find myself using slang or words that we use back home in England to describe this brilliant game of footy(see what I mean). I also have this very annoying habit of having to constantly nickname things. Well, this will help all those who struggle with my grammar. 




 


DEFINITION
A statement of the meaning of a word or word group; also, the action or process of defining.
 
The Wall
To provide, separate, or surround with or as if with a wall. Also, a wooden structure running parallel in behind the 88 player's bench where pep talks, discussions and eating oranges take place before, during and after games.
 
"Have A Go"
Whenever one of our 88's take a crack at the goal.
 
Fezz
A round red felt hat that has a flat top and a tassel but no brim. Also,  our veteran back-four hero, Brandon.
 
Lovely
Characterized by beauty, fair and pretty. Also, a magnificent through ball or strike by any number of 88's.
 
Stanza
A group of lines forming a division ofa poem. Also, either the 1st or 2nd half . 
 
Squeegy
A blade set crosswise on a handle used for spreading or wiping liquid on, across, or off a surface. Also, our left-footed, under-aged southpaw, Eric.
 
Cage
An openwork enclosure for confining an animal. Also, Spidey's net.
 
Greggors
Our tallest and fastest 88 who also goes by the name, Greg.
 
Tables
A flat slab or plague. Also, the statistics where Darlington usually sits at the top.
 
Clinic Finish
Excellent goal scoring .
 
 
Keeps
Another name for goalie or keeper.
 
Peanut
An annual herb related to the pea but having pods that ripen underground. Also, our smallest 88 who goes by the name, Nathanael.
 
Pitch
The action or manner of throwing. Also, the field we play on.
 
Knappy
In England we call this a baby's diaper. Also, in this country it can only be Darlington 88's leading goal scorer, Andrew.
 
The Lads
Youth or fellows. Also, our 88's.
 
Nil
Zero or nothing. 
 
Footings
The placing of one's feet in a stable position. Also, the spot where our 88's are situated in the standings or tables.
 
Frenchy
We know him as Chris Wyman.
 
 
Fortnight
Two weeks or 14 days.
 
Spidey or Spiderman
A Marvel Comic's Super Hero character. Also, our goal keeper, Stephen.
 
Switch
A slender flexible whip, rod or twig. Also, changing ball direction on the field. 
 
Chrissy
Our 88's all time leading points getter.
 
Box
Typically a rectangular receptacle often with a cover. Also, Stephen's area in front of his goal. 
 
Nick
A small notch or groove. Also, Yours Sincerely, Darlington 88 Manager...
 
Clean Sheet
When Spidey and our 88's play a complete game without allowing any goals against. Also known as shut-out.
 
Shake 'n' Blake
One of two new 88's in the 2003 Outdoor Season who has already become one of the 88 penalty takers who goes by the name Blake.
 
88's
A double digit number that falls between 87 and 89. Also, Darlington's sixteen elite footballers.
 
Air
The gaseous mixture surrounding the Earth. Also, once our      Most Sportsmanlike 88  that still works harder than anyone else.
 
Hydros
A place we call home.
 
Penalty Taker
The individual that takes a penalty shot from the spot.
 
Age
To become or cause to become mature or mellow. Or as we might say, Adrian Butters.
 
The Spot
Stain or blemish. Also, the location in front of the keeper where penalty shots are taken from.
 
Coach
A large closed 4-wheeled carriage with an elevated outside front seat for the driver. Also, our 88's headman Vince.
 
Solina Winds
Those nasty winds that sweep off Lake Ontario and carry across our Hydro Fields.
 
Jere
Our 2002 MVP that has tree trunks for thighs.
 
Scotty
Scottish Terrier. Also, our 88 Captain and longtime veteran, Scott.
 
Unlucky
Unfortunate or ill-fated. Also, whenever one of our 88's make a mistake or blunder.
 
Football
The ball used in football. Also, the sport which we call soccer.
 
Grant
To allow, to permit, to consent to. Also, our asistant coach.
 
Mark
Something as a line or fixed object designed to record position. Also, our free kick specialist and corner kick taker.
 
Strike
To touch or hit sharply. Also, a tremendous shot by any one of our 88's.
 
Kyle
Our 88's centre mid.
 
Well-In
Another slang term for just keeping the ball in touch.
 
Mikey
An 88 that has awesome dribbling techniques that plays up front.
 
Bar
A counter at which food and especially drinks is served. Also, the  horizontal piece of framework attached to 2 posts which makes up Spidey's net. 
 
Geoff
Our seasoned veteran that plays his heart out for every game in every season.
 
Footy
Us Englishmen use this slang term for the world's number one sport.
 
Thade
Our newest addition who brings a crafty and unique flavour to this team.
 
A Stroll In The Park
Used often in context to Spidey having an easy time with a save or other 88's during the course of play.
 
 
 
 
 
          
  

 




 


 

 




 


 

 




 


 

 




 


 

 




 


 

 




 


 

 




 


 

 




 


 

 




 


 

 

 









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