Episodes 14.2-16.1
Izzy: Who are you, and what have you done with Montblanc?!
???: Oh crap! He's onto me!!
Izzy: Wow, I dunno what you took a hit off of while I was asleep, but I had better be sure to buy you more of it! Okay, we got our stuff, let's retire to the Inn.
???: Phew. At the Inn, I can pull off TEH UBER-HIEST OF THE CENTURY!!
[Meanwhile, back in the cellar]
Montblanc: Help?
Izzy: I wonder where my money went... and I wonder if the person who lost that much money will come back loking for it... I best be on my guard.
[Just then Izzy hears strange noises from below him, then from below Monty's bed.]
Izzy: Aw, crap! They've come back for the money!
[Izzy then sees "???" taking the stuff.]
Izzy: Montblanc, psssssst! Montblanc!!!
[??? almost drops the stuff in surprise.]
???: What?!
Izzy: It would be best to hide the stuff under the floorbaords under my bed, they would never think to look there!
???: Okay, that's a great idea! [Stashes the stuff] Maybe I should see if I affected him mentally at all... he's acting.... what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah... wierd.
[Izzy then heads downstairs to see who was trying to rob him. ??? decides this is a good time to make like a drum and beat it.]
???: Those n00bs will never even figure out what happened! Even if they do, by the time they do, I'll be long gone!
[Meanwhile, in the cellar]
Izzy: [Hears a muffled voice] Montblanc?! [takes off Monty's gag] What are you doing... but you are up... you told me... wait a minute... that other Montblanc was a fake!!!
Montblanc: Brilliant deduction, Sherlock! Now get these ropes offa me!
Izzy: I guess I should cut you free... [cut Monty free, allowing him to fall on his head] Now then, if I were a moogle-napping burglar who likes to play dress-up, where would I go?
Montblanc: The town gates! He sorta told me his entire plan... thinking I was too stupid to notice or remember it or stop him, like all normal RPG bad guys.
Izzy: RPG again... anyways, let's get to those gates!
Izzy: [leaps forward] YAR!!! [falls flat on his face] Ow....
Montblanc: [dies laughing]
Izzy: Just shut up.
Montblanc: Hey, looky, there goes the thief!
???: Bwahahaha! I got away!
Izzy: Or did you?
???: What the...?!...aw, holy crap! How'd you guys get up here so fast?!
Montblanc: I don't like to brag ...Not that I'll let that stop me... but it's a little thing I like to call "Haste".
Izzy: Wait. Do we even have Haste yet?
Montblanc: Err...um... yes! Duh!
Izzy: Why do I still like the thiefy dude better?!