Episodes 23.2-25.1
Izzy: And why would that be, Montblanc?
Montblanc: The Bad Guy would never come here. This city is home to the most annoying things in the world.
Izzy: Really?
Montblanc: Yep! It also happens to be my hometown.
Izzy: Ya don't say.... How will I last the night without killing everyone in sight?!
[Inside the smithy shoppe...]
Izzy: Yeah, I need these busted sword bits to be made into a good sword.
Smithy lady: Okay, but it'll cost ya.
Izzy: We guessed. Anyway, here's the parts. We'll see ya in an hour or two to pick up the sword.
[One to Two hours later...]
Izzy: Okay, we're here!
Smithy lady: Here you go. *holds out sword*
Montblanc: OOOO! Shiney! I want sell for more shineys!!
Izzy: Duh, I am Montblanc. I gives away craploads of our shineys. [Izzy stabs Montblanc alot] Montblanc: BLARG! I am dead! Izzy: Hehehehehehe..... [</8-Bit Theater ripping-off>]
Izzy: Let's try this baby out. *slashes wildly at nearby lit candle*
Montblanc: You missed! Ahahahahahahahaha! Let me show you how it's done! [grabs sword] Whoa... this thing's heavy... ARGH! [topples over] Ow....
Izzy: Not so easy, is it, zippy? Heh, zippy. Where do I get this great stuff?
[Meanwhile, the candle falls to pieces, still lit]
Montblanc: Dude!
Smithy lady: Anyways, here's your bill.
Izzy: Lesse here...
TEH BILL OF THE SMITHY LADY!
Initial Fee.....$200
2-Hour Tax......$50
State Tax.....$75
Federal Tax.....$276
Postage Tax.....$234
Shiney Tax.....$34
Wax Tax.....$65
Made up tax.....$566
Some other Tax.....$345
Total.................$1,775
Izzy: What the heck?! How do we pay for this?!?!
Montblanc: I believe the term is "debt"...
Izzy: Ya don't say...
[The smithy lady walks up, calculator in hand, sword in other hand.]
Smithy lady: Refusing to pay bills.... that's an extra 578 to your total.
Izzy: Whatever. Bring it on!!! [swings sword]
Smithy lady: Why not, I haven't had a decent challenge in a loooong time... bring it, tough guy!! [Parries Izzy's strike]
Izzy: Ack! [stumbles backwards a bit] Grr.... [swings sword again]
Smithy lady; Stop!!!
Izzy: Why?!