The Classic Tale
Episodes 1-6
Episode 001- The Adventure Begins! (with a Homestar Runner reference) (by Frost)
***We open our story with our character in a village next to a large wood. He is excited for today he is old enough to take over the family business.***

Izzy*: Finally! I will be the greatest poopsmith this town has ever seen!
*- Don't ask. It was Frost's idea!
Episode 002- Not the preferable profession (by Dark Cloud)
So Izzy heads to the local master poopsmith to finish his last day of training...
Episode 003- Enter the Matrix...err...Montblanc (by Frost)
[But along the way he is hit in the face by a flame charred moogle with a letter around his neck.]

Montblanc: Hey, KUPO! My name is Montblanc, I have a letter for you! Actually my owner was going to burn me up in a Jagd* but decided that I had one final use, to deliver you this letter!**

[Izzy looks around and sees people not noticing all this like idiots, even though it's happening in the middle of the road.]

Izzy: Thanks, I guess...

[Izzy open the letter and begins to read aloud...]
*- Killing Montblanc in the permanent-death "Jagds" was a popular idea among FFTA players at this time.
**- Remember always, italicized words are thoughts!
Episode 004- Meet The Bad Guy. Yes, that's his name! (by Dark Cloud)
To whatever wierdos are concerned about the well-being of the planet:

I'm just about to put the finishing touches on my uber-virulent disease, which I'll then unleash on you all! Bwahahahaha! And the best part is that you can't ever find me!

-The Bad Guy
[email protected]

Izzy: Um, Montblanc, did you actually read this letter yet?

Montblanc: Not really. Why? Is it important?

Izzy:Why didn't you read it?!

Montblanc: I figured it had no application to me.

Izzy: Well, it does have some application to you.

Montblanc: Oh goody gumdrops! Let me read it!

[Montblanc reads the letter.]

Montblanc: You idiot! Why didn't you tell me this sooner?!

Izzy: You could have read it yourself... you clod!
Episode 005- The animosity only grows from here, folks. (by Clockwork Dragon)
Izzy: Okay, considering how unlikely it'd have been to recieve said letter, it must also be unlikely enough for me to be the only person able to save the world from...um... Montblanc, what's his name?

Montblanc: The Bad Guy.

Izzy: Must be Arabic. Well, I guess it's up to me to save the world from The Bad Guy! Being a poopsmith wasn't that promising, I guess...

Montblanc: Can I help?

Izzy: NO.

Montblanc: Meanie. [tosses the letter down and walks off in a random direction.]
Episode 006- I wouldn't want to be in that family, personally. (by Frost)
[Izzy then walks down to the gates of town after gathering his things, to meet a large crowd of people.]

Izzy: What in the world are you all doing here?

Random Crowd Person: We are here to send of the gallant knight chosen by that wise moogle. [points at Monty] All of which is according to this town's oldest tale, of the heroic knight and his gallant moogle in their long, trecherous journey to foil the bad guy's plans! The moogle assures us that you and he are the pair spoken of in the tale.

[Izzy passes a cold look at Monty.]

Izzy: I assure you kind people, I will do as the tale says, but not that sorry excuse for a moogle!

Town Elder: Then you will fail! You must take the moogle with you, or perish along the way!

Izzy: Aw, crap!

Izzy's dad: You bet your shovel, crap! It's our family business!
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