Episodes 7-10.1
Izzy: Um... it's 8:00 P.M.... you twit! maybe we should leave tomorrow morning.
Montblanc: Whatever.... meanie.
[And thus, our heroes decided to check into the local Inn.]
Izzy: Explain again why we can't just stay at my house?
Montblanc: It's just not done in RPGs! The heroes always stay at the Inn!
Izzy: What's an RPG?*
Montblanc: Nevermind...
[So our heroes wasted 100 Gil to stay at the Inn.]
[That night...]
Izzy (laying awake in bed): That idiot. We could be up 100 Gil if he weren't so stupid! Wait... I got it! I'll check him out tonight... but not out of the Inn! Out of this plane of existence! Bwahahahaha!
Montblanc: Why yes, I'm quite fond of adventures... and purposefully being an annoying twit....zzzzzzzz......
Montblanc: Forgot how to say...kupo...except when dreaming...
Izzy: Hey, what's a large hammer doing in the corner of the room? [Goes over and picks it up] [Walks to Montblanc's bed and swings the hammer]
Montblanc: [rolls to the side in his sleep, avoiding the hammer]
Izzy: [swings again]
Montblanc: [rolls over again]
[Process continues until sunrise]
Montblanc: [Wakes up] Hey, what're you doing in front of my bed with a hammer?
Izzy: Sooo.....tired..... [collapses from exhaustion]
Montblanc: Well, at least he wasn't going to kill me! Yay!
Town Elder: Take this package... you will know the right time to open it. It will help you on your quest.
[The package looked like a broken sword wrapped in duct tape. As for the map, well, it was really old, and probably wasn't right even around the time it was drawn, which was a looooong time ago.]
[So our heroes set out, with Monty acting as the guide, carrying the map.]
Izzy: Hey Montblanc, do you even know where we are right now?
Montblanc: Of course, right outside of your town, the commentary told us that much.
Izzy: Commentary? I know that! But what about the town in relation to the map? And what do we do with that fork in the road? Do we go left to the happy, safe-looking road? Or the dark, demented, haunting path to the right?
Izzy: Why is it obvious?
Montblanc: This is an RPG! The heroes never go down the happy, sunny roads that will undoubtedly lead to shiny and powerful items! They always go down the dark, dank road with mud, getting cold and dirty, and finding things that might be items if you can ever get the muck off 'em.
Izzy: Again, what's an RPG?
Montblanc: Nevermind... let's just go down the dark road.
Izzy: What's the map say?
Montblanc: What map?
Izzy: The thing in your pocket!