Episodes 21.2-23.1
Montblanc: Who's the stupid one now? Now, it's time to use my uber-cool magic of death!
Izzy: Yeah right. *picks up two sticks* This should do just fine. *wails on the giant with sticks* How ya like dem apples?
Montblanc: Sticks.
Izzy: Whatever.
Montblanc: Time fo' some magic....... Hadoken!
Izzy: You don't have that spell, stupid!
Montblanc: Oh yeah.... okay then, um.... Fire!
[Montblanc shoots a fireball at Darth Thuguku, which then bounces off his chest and hits Izzy's sticks.
Izzy: Ooo, what now, flaming double sticks!
[At this point, the fire had burned all the way down to Izzy's hands, so in a fit of pain he lets the sticks fly. Oddly, they fly right toward Darth Thuguku's chest. The sticks get caught in his robes and Darth Thuguku burns to a crisp.]
Montblanc: See? My Fire spell does kick butt!
Izzy: Whatever... let's just get on into town.
- No! Stop there! [Shoots a lot of duct tape at Izzy and Monty, tying them together.]
Montblanc: That was stupid.
Izzy: Shut up.
- I am D@rthy D@rth! YoU wIlL mEeT yOuR dEmIsE rIgHt HeRe!1!1!
Izzy: Say, have you ever thought of talking normally?
Darthy Darth: |\|3V3R!* [*= never]
Izzy: No, seriously, talk normally...
Darthy Darth: Lol! U r teh ubar n00b!
Montblanc: I know! [casts spellchecker against Darthy Darth]
[Darthy Darth recieves damage equal to the number of grammatical/spelling/punctuational errors he had said, dealing damage somewhere in the range of 10 to the 21st power.]
Darthy Darth: NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!111!!!111one [vanishes in a puff of red smoke along with the duct tape]
Izzy: Aaaanyways.... back to savouring the moment, etc., etc...
Montblanc: This is that place!
Izzy: What place?
Montblanc: You know! That place I told you about!
Izzy: Nope. I'm drawing a blank here, Montblanc.
Montblanc: This is that place! With that guy! Who does those things, with that stuff!
Izzy: Could you be any more undescriptive?
Montblanc: Arrg! Remember that one city I thought was the city, but was mistaken about?
Izzy: Oh yeah... that smithy you know... he lives here?
Montblanc: No... the smithy's mom lives here, and she runs an OK smithy shop too.
[Izzy reads signs littered everywhere that read "World renowned smithy! Owners and makers of legendary swords of light and good... ness.
Izzy: I guess she will have to do Monty, see as though I, err... we will have to fight more Darths soon....