Episodes 20.2-21.1
Izzy: How lame.
Montblanc: Yeah, I know.
- %&%%$.... ahem. Excuse me, gentlemen.
Izzy: Now who the crap are you?!
- I am Darth Mauler.
Izzy: coughripoff!cough
Darth Mauler: Anyways, my master, The Bad Guy, sent me here to stop two legendary hereos from gaining power to stand against my master. Are you they?
Montblanc: Oh, yeah, we're the- [Izzy slaps his hand over monty's mouth]
Izzy: You'll have to excuse him, he's an idiot. What he meant to say was that he thinks those two warriors are iding in this very town.
Darth Mauler: Then this city must burn.
Izzy: Whatever.
[Inside the city...]
Townsperson1: Oh, no! He's mauling me!
Townsperson2: My limbs are gone!
[blood spews] [limbs fly everywhere]
Townsperson3: OMG! He's blasting me with his laser eyes!
Townsperson4: But we haven't invented lasers yet!
Darth Mauler: We have.
[BZZZTT!] [various townie-type items and people become well-done]
Darth Mauler: Enough! This method of killing weak, fleshy sacks is too inefficient! I must transform my essence into pure destruction to eradicate this town and all who dwell in it! I can only hope those two warriors at the outskirts of town were telling the truth, else my ultimate sacrifice will be for naught!
Montblanc: This might be a good time to run for our lives.
Izzy: Ya darned right!
[KABLOOIE!!!]
Izzy: "Kablooie"? What a lame sound effect.
Montblanc: Wow. Thousands of lives lost in the blink of an eye. There'll be no evidence that city ever was.
Izzy: Um... where do you suppose the parts of the town, not to mention the parts of the town's residents, will be when they land real soon?
Montblanc: Run again?
Izzy: Yep.
[Our heroes run away again, as blood begins to pour from the sky... ew.]
Izzy: Man, this guy is serious!
Montblanc: Wait for it...
Izzy: Wait for what?
Montblanc: For the next Darth to come... something like, 'Darth Really Ugly And Stupid", or like, "Darth Hacker" [who terrorzies you through your computer], or maybe "That Big Guy Behind Us In The Dark Robe".
Izzy: I just can't wait to find out his name...
[Izzy truns around and screams like a little girl when he sees the next Darth is a giant with a large club.]
- I am Darth Thuguku! The 3rd of 563 Darths! I have been sent by my master, The Bad Guy, to crush you before you reach Sanctum City and retrieve your sword of awesomeness and light... and good... and stuff... um... I'm gonna crush you with my oversized club thingy, an' maybe even my fist!!!