Episodes 18.2-20.1
Izzy: Monty? No cynical comments?
- MMMMMMM!!!!!
Izzy: Huh? Oh, wow. You're tied up in a tree. Wow, I misjudged you. You like me enough to bring me a bit of happiness in these dark woods. So, how'd you get yourself tied up like that?
Montblanc: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Izzy: Huh? -whoa!
[THRASH'D!!!]
[Izzy groggily comes to a short while later...]
Izzy: Ugh... I feel like I was klunked on the head.
- My master's will shall be exacted now...
Izzy: What the crap?! This isn't funny, Montblanc!
Montblanc: MMMPPHH!
Izzy: Oh. You're tied up right next to me. Then who the crap's got that scary, raspy voice?
- Me. Servant of my master, code named "The Bad Guy". I........... am Darth Baddie.
Izzy: Must not burst out in fits of histerics... muct maintain composure...ppffttt.... *snort* hehehehe...
Darth Baddie: [presses knife against Izzy's throat] Did you say something?!
Izzy: [shakes head fervently] Okay, how did "The Bad Guy" know we were gonna be here so he could place his underling here at this exacpt spot?! Man, this plot makes my brain hurt.
Montblanc: I wish I could say that this is the first time that this has happened to me. Today.
Izzy: So, let me guess, Darth Baddie...pfftt...hehehehehe....AHAHAHAHA!... Sorry, let me guess, that pot in the middle of the room has something to do with your ingenious plan.
Darth Baddie: No, actually, that's my dinner, a really old fruitcake mixed with meatloaf. Yummy! [walks over to it and eats some] That is so splendid! But my plan even more so! See now, I captured you and the beast that was about to eat you! All I had to do was let you get close enough to the village for them to release their guardian, the T-Spyder!
[Darth Baddie walks over to the cage, and lights a torch, shedding light on the T-Spyder. Our heroes can see a tear trickling down the monster's face...]
Izzy: If that thing hadn't tried to eat us and all, I would almost feel almost sorry for it.
[The T-Spyder then spewed acid at the cage bars, effectively melting them.]
Montblanc: Yea! It's free! Hurray!
Izzy: Um, Montblanc, that's good and all, but it never got a chance to eat us, so it may still be hungry. And considering the fact that we can;t move, this would be an easy meal for the monstrosity.
Darth Baddie: Arg! No! Good spider-! AAAAAUUUUUUUUuuuugggggghhhhhhh.......!
[Darth Baddie was consumed by the T-Spyder, who then unleashed a tremendous burp.]
[The T-Spyder spews acid at our heroes' bindings, melting them. Then it goes away, never to be seen again.]
Montblanc: We're free!
Izzy: How anti-climactic.
Montblanc: Seriously. [looks at the sky] What the crap are you three doing up there?!*
Izzy: Who the crap are you talking to?
Montblanc: No one... let's just get on into town.
[And thus, our heroes entered the next town, called Ono.]
Izzy: So why's this place called Ono again?
[Find out!]