Episodes 16.2-18.1
Izzy: UGH! Rephrase, please!
Montblanc: [rolls eyes] Just hand it over.
???: [hands over cash and equipment]
Izzy: That was easy.
Montblanc: Yeah. I was expecting a fight or something.
Izzy: Hmm... say, is this the part where before we turn in the criminal, we get to mercilessly stab him to within an inch of his life?
???: Um... no?
Montblanc: Wrong! Nice try though, I respect that. Anyways, I don't see why not...
[blood spews in an elaborate scene too gruesome to be described in a cheap text tale like this one- just imagine Kill Bill or something.]
[Later, at the jail...]
???; I'm... in... so much... pain.......!....
Guard: Oh, we can't have an injured prisoner... it's against... [yawn]... regulations.........zzzzzzzzzz.....
???: Hello? I'm still bleeding! Badly! The wounds are beginning to smell a little like almonds. Which is not good. Could you hand me some anti-septic? Or a Band-Aid? Anyone? Heeelllloooooo......
Izzy: Please explain to me exactly why we are walking through this dark and scary forest?
Montblanc: Because, you twip! We need to find the village in it!
[BAM! Monty suddenly finds himself facedown in da dirt!]
Montblanc: [spits out dust, leaves, and twigs] Bleh. What did you do that for?!?!?!
Izzy: Well, I just have to travel with you, right? Nothing in that legend said anything about there not being any torture!
Montblanc: Oh my....
[Izzy then proceeds to pummel Monty- think Kill Bill again.]
Izzy: Yeah, well, I don;t have many like-y feelings towards you, either.
Montblanc: But...I'm... bleeding to death!
Izzy: And how's that bad?
Montblanc: Urgh... nevermind.
Izzy: I will, thanks. Hmm... it's getting dark, what wiht he foilage blocking out the sun and all...
- You will die...
Izzy: Will you shut up, or do I have to make you a shut up button with my knife?
Montblanc: That wasn't... me... AUGH!
[An eerie silence grips the forest...]
Izzy: ?! H- Hello? Montblanc?........anybody....?.....
- YAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Izzy: AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!
Montblanc: [dies laughing (again)] Oh, man, classic! You should've seen your face!
Izzy: Meh. That wasn't funny.
Montblanc: You're right... it wasn't funny. It was hilarious! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah- whoa!
Izzy: I'm not falling for that again.
- You... shall... perish...