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"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?" - George Carlin
This scary confusing looking guy is my room mate Dan. 

He's been there for me more then anyone else, and more then I'd expect any to have been.  People who know me know that I went through some very rough times durring my tweenty second year of age.  While all my friends were there for me, no one as much as Dan, and I thank him for it. 


secretly loves Jenny (below) but won't admit it to himself, or anyone else for that matter.

Chad

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." - George Carlin
This is Chad, it's been one of my best and longest friends.  He's kinda like the little (older brother) that you never really wanted, but glad you have.

I know through the recent past, Chad and I haven't been able to hang out as much.  We've been working different hours, and we've both made some different choices to better our lives.  Even though we don't hang out as much, he's still one of my bestest best friends.

The great and some times mighty Jeff







"If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?" - George Carlin
This is the great and some times Mighty Jeff.  He is starting his own culture,  he wanted to start an ethnic group, but we all assured him that not enough women wanted to have sex with him.

Jeff has been spending time with his new girlfriend as of late.  He doesn't come around as much as I'd like.  But I'm happy that he's found someone to share a momment with, cause that's all life is, a series of moments.  And if he can be happy for the ones he shares with Brandy, I'm happy for him.  I just hope he knows his friends miss him.  And personally, when ever I feel the need to scratch my ass, I'll think of Jeff and how he can quack like a duck.

Jenny on her 21st birthday This is Jenny and Sharon (from left to right).  Sharon use to be around all the time, but now has a job, so she's limited on time.  Jenny on the other hand has a job, and is always over.  

A year ago I didn't really want to hang out with Jenny.  And now I can't imagine life without her in it in some way.   She is really one of my best friends and she helps me get through this horrid thing called life more then she'll know.

We kinda think she has a thing for Dan....  Make sure to tell her that is you ever see her.

Paul
This is Paul, Sharon's bitch, er boyfriend.
Ben
This is monkey boy, er he was until he cut his hair.  Otherwise this is Ben, brother of Dan.  Loves Halo and is constantly bugging Dan and I to have Halo parties.  If you don't know what Halo is, you don't deserve to live.
Timmy a-aka SatanAmber, aka Miss Satan

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin
This is Tim and his girlfriend Amber.  They are both evil scary  people, but we all like them regardless.

There is more that'd I like to say about Tim, but knowing him, I don't think he'd like it.  So I'll just say the Tim is good, and I vaule his friendship greatly.
Steve

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. " - George Carlin
This is Steve, This is not my friend, no one really knows where he came from, he's just here and won't leave.  We've tried throwing sticks, but it doesn't work.  He's just here.

Actually he's alright, but he's always here, at least until he's forced to go back to skool.
Kevin
This is my Redneck friend Kevin.  He isn't around as much as the others, but he's a cool guy.  And Dan and I have hopes of one day starting a business with him.

There is a lot to be said for Kevin, I just don't know how to put it into words.

Shibby

"Shibby!"
This is a bad picture, but the guy in the hat is Shane.  He's a newer friend, but with in a week of hanging with him, he hit on me, and I bit him, I think it was his nipple, I had no real aim, I just beared teeth and bit.  Unfortunalty, Shane won't be around for to long, he's here on leave and will have to go back to Germany and possible Iraq, again.  So it's our mission, and we HAVE to accept it, to make sure he has a great time while home.
Amanda

"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" - George Carlin
This is Amanda. She is one of the coolest females of the opposite sex that I know.  She lives kinda far away but that doesn't stop us from chatting.  Watch it people, one day we'll all have to bow to this lady, she's gonna take over the world. 

There's more I'd like to say, but I can't, not here, not now.
Emily, Me, and Jenny
This is a really bad picture, it'll be better once I find the power cord for my fricken scanner!  Anys way, this my friend Emily, me, and Jenny!  This was taken on Emily's last night in this state, as well as Jenny's 21st birthday.  This will probablly be the last time I ever see Emily, and I'll miss her, she was a cool friend, I hope she will write, and that I too will write her.
Kizzi!
This is Kizzi, she, like Amanda is one of the coolest females of the opposite sex that I know.  She too lives far away, and goes to skool ever further away, but we talk constantly.  In the brief time that I've known her, she has become one of my closest and bestest friends. 








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