If you do such things as;

Pass extremely nasty gas while at work, gas so nasty it follows you, and has the power to make your own eyes water.

Scratch you scrotum or crotch-al area an obscene amount of times while at work.

Scratch you buttocks region more times then humanly possible to count, without chaffing, while at work.

While not at work, call your place of work and ask if the sale such things as tampons, candy canes, Vaseline, and other such weird items.

Liking to hug and sometimes hump members of the same sex.

When the need to pass gas arises, while sitting down, lift one leg as close to you chest as possible and then pass said gas, immediately followed by looking at the person nearest you and whispering to them "I passed gas."

If you do one or more of these things, you may be turning Jeff~anese.

Answer a hail	"yes'um"
Answer a hail	"s'uuup"
Respond to a question	"Eh?"
Replying to "I've got a question"	"Crack kills"
Letting people know you've farted	"I've just passed gas"
While scratching your crotch you say If caught in  public you say	"Scrotum itch" "its not itching it adjusting"
When a lovable family dog barks you say	"Shut up dog!  I'll kill you, I'll kill you and eat you!"