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Matt throws up Hey, Tony. If you go to ABCNews.com, there's a headline here -- Boy Band, Jedi Knights. "NSync reportedly to appear in Star Wars Sequel. May the Force be with NSync?" That's the headline. Listen to this: "The New York Post is reporting that pop singing group NSync is set to appear in the upcoming Star Wars flick, Episode II: Attack of the Clones. Star Wars fan sites are buzzing with the news." "According to the story, George Lucas is putting the boys in the film to please his two daughters who are big fans of the group." [Matt vomits into the phone]
Zane Black Speaks Darth tony, this is Zane Black. Dude, man -- that is way cool. I love it! I love the page, man! That is awesome, man. I really appreciate that. I mean, it's beyond words, man. I'm overwhelmed with emotion right now. Tell brother Damian I said thank you. Well, listen -- take it easy, bro. Bye.
Damian gets Victimized When you sleep for fifteen consecutive hours, ladies, it does not matter how many rolls Vic deletes -- you'll feel great! [Unintelligible mumbling ... "I'll Fly With You" playing in background]
Jay Can't Reach Tony Call me Homie! Are you ever at your phone? What is up with this?! Alright. Talk to you later! Bye!
Jay: Mets Better Than Yanks Hey, man ... Oh, stay a Mets fan -- cause the Yankees just paid $7 million for a fat, fat-ass-bad-back-out-of-shape-old David Wells. He ain't worth it. He's, like, gotta be 36 or so. Stay with your Mets, because they might actually have a better team than the Yankees. Talk to you later. Bye.
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