"Ramblings" by simon delaghetto.
This is for all the guys(& gals) who may be in a hitting slump. This humble
list is an aid when it's Saturday night,& you're done watching tv in your
underwear, wiping the the taco bell crumbs off you beer belly & you feel
"the urge". so before you crack your knuckles & start playing with
rosy palm & her five sisters, here is the definitive list to help to help you
visually.
20)gwen stefani,
19)nicolette sheridan,
18)nicole eggert,
17)cindy crawford,
16)brittney spears,
15)denise richards,
14)neve campbell,
13)jennifer garner,
12)pamela anderson,
11)jennifer love hewitt,
10)teri hatcher,
9)salma hayek,
8)felecia,
7)nelly furtado,
6)nikki taylor,
5)molly culver,
4)natalie portman,
3)soleil moon frye,
2)alyssa milano,&
1) That girl next door, that hot girl at the grocery store, that babe playing volley ball at the beach that you're
afraid to talk to-so quit reading my list & sack up dude before you get arthritis in your paw!
and in closing i submit...
life's top 10 simple pleasures
10)sunset at key west,
9)taking a huge dump that you've been holding for the past 3 hours,
8)watching tv in your underwear with that giant hole in the back,
7)watching people trip, then they act like they meant to do it,
6)ripping gnarly farts as you groan, "aahhh",
5)watching an aerobics class,
4)cheerleaders doing anything,
3)reading while taking a dump,
2)watching a couple of hotties wash a car,&
1)READING THE DAILY SKEW!
vaya con dios,
simon delaghetto
