WWF-Weekly_Summary-Feb

Raw was started with the presence of the man who demands RESPECT, the Undertaker. He said that the crowd must love him because he shut up the Rock. 'Taker said these "beatings" would continue until the Rock respected the Dead Man. The Nature Boy Ric Flair came out and said that though people respected the Undertaker, he lost a lot of respect with his Tombstone on Smackdown that nearly ended the Rock's career. Flair also had two pieces of news: First, the Rock would be there at No Way Out, and second, the Undertaker would have a match on Raw against none other than the Texas Rattlesnake.
Edge faced Chris Jericho in a non title match, and Edge put up a good fight. Jericho focused on Edge's ribs, and won the match with a title belt shot to the ribs that went undetected by the ref.
Vince McMahon said that he might take his daughter down the aisle tonight for the renewal of her wedding vows.
Stephanie had to convince HHH not to go attack Kurt Angle after HHH replayed what happened to him on Smackdown.
Goldust returned to the ring and faced off Rikishi in a one-on-one match. This decent match was interrupted by RVD who took out Goldust with a kick, and knocked him out of the ring with Rikishi's help.
Arn Anderson delievered a FedEx package to HHH.
Stone Cold said he was nervous because he was in a dry county, but he said that he was going to drink all night and disrespect the Undertaker too.
The Godfather quickly tapped out to Kurt Angle's Ankle Lock, and Kurt had it on so long that Godfather's ankle nearly snapped. After the match, Kurt made his own vow to beat HHH and win the Undisputed Title at Wrestlemania.
HHH gave Stephanie a new ring.
As Stone Cold was walking down the ramp for his match against the Undertaker, Chris Jericho attacked the Rattlesnake from behind, putting him at a severe disadvantage. Undertaker went for a Chokeslam, but got a Stunner instead. Jericho ended the bout by attacking Stone Cold and ending the match in DQ. Jericho also poured beer on Austin and drank some of the beer, mocking the Rattlesnake.
Booker T and Tazz faced off, accompanied by their respective tag team partners Test and Spike. Booker was in control, but Test came in and booted Tazz. Spike tried to stop it, but Booker got the W over Tazz.
The Dudleyz, who were at WWF New York, said that they deserved a tag title shot.
Christian attacked RVD from behind, and after he didn't win from a reverse DDT, had a temper tantrum and started pounding the canvas. Out of nowhere, Rob Van Dam recovered and hit a Five Star Frog Splash to end it.
HHH was talking to Linda McMahon on the phone, and Linda had sent him the Fed Ex package. Inside was a video revealing that the doctor on Smackdown wasn't a doctor, but an actor and that Stephanie was never pregnant. HHH said he was sorry, too.
After HHH came out to the ring, Stephanie was escorted to the ring by her father. Stephanie had some beautiful words for her vows and ended it with "I Love you!" HHH looked thoughtful and the crowd cheered, thinking he would expose Stephanie as a fraud. He said that since he had found out Steph was pregnant, he looked at her in a different way and loved her more. Tonight, though, he say her for what she really was: a no good, lying, *itch! HHH screamed at her that everything was about her and that she didn't care about "us", so he would end her problems by ending their marriage. Vince got in HHH's face, and HHH gave him the Pedigree. Stephanie started yelling at HHH, and she got shoved down. She was screaming like a lunatic as HHH walked out to earth shattering cheers.

Smackdown kicked off with Vince McMahon and his daughter Stephanie coming to the ring. Vince acknowledged that Stephanie lied, but he was more mad at HHH. Stephanie said she had a Valentine's Day Surprise for her soon to be ex, and said repeatedly that his life would be a living hell. Vince added that HHH's hell would start on Smackdown where he would team up with Maven to face Kurt Angle and the Undertaker.
Booker T and Test started laughing after pretending to be nervous about Booker's match against Spike Dudley. Booker dominated, but his superplex was followed by a rollup by Spike to end it.
Ric Flair offered Chris Jericho a chance to get out of the building before Stone Cold Steve Austin got there, Jericho changed his mind about leaving Little Rock after insulting Flair, but the Naitch changed his mind and decided that Jericho would have a match against Kane and, with Stone Cold present, a LARGER THAN LIFE Sitting Duck!
Billy and Chuck gave each other the same Valentine's Day gift. Their opponents, the APA, shook their heads in disbelief with Billy and Chuck being so excited about candy. The APA were pretty much in control, but Chuck hit Faarooq with a box of chocolates that hopefully had some weight in it to end the match.
Stone Cold Steve Austin arrived, and told the crowd that his name was Stone Cold Steve Austin and he was a drug addict. However, his drug of choice was the World Wrestling Federation title, and he couldn't live without it. Austin decided to put a little extra on the Stunner he was going to hit Jericho with at No Way Out.
Val Venis faced off against William Regal (who will face Edge in a Brass Knuckles on a pole Match at No Way Out.) Regal shockingly used the hidden brass knuckles to end the match. Edge attacked Regal as he was walking up the ramp, and Regal went crazy.
Chris Jericho knew he was in trouble when he saw some Steveweisers in his locker room. He knew he could die when he heard the pop of a can top. Stone Cold said that he wanted to salute the Undisputed Champion. Since Jericho was hesitant, Austin reminded him that he had had no trouble picking up beers on Monday. Austin than splashed beer on Jericho and reiterated that the Undisputed Title was coming home with the Texas Rattlesnake.
Ric Flair's phone conversation was interrupted by the Dudley Boyz, who demanded a tag team title rematch, which they hadn't gotten for 3 months. Flair was considering it when Christian and Lance Storm came in. Christian said that his credentials were better than the Dudleyz, and gave Flair a preview of the temper tantrum Christian would have if he didn't get a title shot. With the two teams arguing, Flair decided to settle it by saying there would be a Tag Team Turmoil Match at No Way Out to determine the #1 Contender's at Wrestlemania. Besides the Dudleyz and the team of Christian and Storm, the APA, Scotty and Albert, Billy and Chuck, and the Hardy Boyz would also be in the match.
Goldust came out and dismantled Tajiri, and the match would have been much shorter without Torrie's interference. The Bizzare One hit a Curtain Call to end the match, but Rob Van Dam attacked him. RVD hit a Five Star Frog Splash as a possible ending to their match at No Way Out.
As Jericho walked towards the ring for his match with Kane, he saw Austin and knew that he was going to be dead. Kane wanted to wrestle, but Jericho just wanted to get out of the ring. On his second attempt, he managed to get Disqualified by hitting Kane with one of his title belts. Jericho froze when the glass broke for Stone Cold. Austin tossed him back in the ring and promptly hit a Stunner. He then poured beer on Jericho and drank a couple too.
Vince got off the phone with Hollywood Hogan and the Undertaker walked in. The Dead Man said that he liked the silence because of the missing Rock. Kurt Angle also came in and apologized for pushing HHH into Stephanie a week ago. Undertaker asked Steph what body part she wanted from HHH, and she wanted his heart. Even Vince looked a little disturbed about Stephanie's potential madness about HHH.
Kurt Angle and the Undertaker headed to the ring to wait for the Hardcore Champion and the #1 Contender for Wrestlemania. HHH and Maven came down, but Maven got dismantled early by the 'Taker. HHH got doubled, but managed to tag in Maven, who again got destroyed. HHH came in and took out both Kurt and 'Taker. Maven took advantage and nearly beat Kurt Angle with a Missle Dropkick, but the Undertaker knocked him out of the ring. The Dead Man cleaned off the Announce Table and gave Maven a Last Ride through the table. HHH looked for a Pedigree on Undertaker, but Kurt hit him with a chair to end the match in DQ. Undertaker picked up the pieces and hit a Chokeslam. 'Taker was about to blast HHH with a chair, but Ric Flair ran down and stopped him. Angle tried to dissuade the Undertaker, but the Dead Man took out Flair with a boot. Vince ran down and prevented Flair's destruction because he wanted Flair to see No Way Out and the nWo. Stephanie gave HHH her surprise: she would be the Special Guest Referee at No Way Out, with HHH's #1 Contendership on the line. Steph lauged demonicly as Smackdown went off the air.