| Xie courts the ladies; Tsang bowls a 156 |
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| MORTON GROVE, Ill.__ Ke Xie, ICFF presidential candidate may be rising in the polls soon. Xie worked his magic Friday night at a campaign rally at Classic Bowl. He was one of two presidential candidates campaigning at the event. Xie, dubbed "General Mao" by the women bowling in his lane, is trying to change the image that he is a mean 'Kentucky country bumpkin' who recently fired his campaign manager Mike Yao due to spelling reasons. "I don't understand how Ke has that animal magnetism," said Boba Party candidate Newton Li, who stayed home due to fatigue from overcampaigning...or over-insulting others. "He lures all the girls." Meanwhile, Women's Coalition Party candidate Rebecca Tsang chose to campaign with her bowling savviness, racking up a score of 156, the highest of the night. "It's not important," Xie said of Tsang's bowling score. "She thinks she has all the girls...well look at that picture. I am important." Meanwhile, Hanyul Lee, a graduate who spoke at Focus on Friday night endorsed Andrew Kim purely because local stud/heartthrob Andrew Ong endorsed him. Lee was quite smitten with Ong and endorsed Kim even though he doesn't know who Kim is. Li continued his dominance over the senior class. He picked up the highly coveted endorsement of Focus Team Leader Eunice Byun, who declared that once the primaries end, she would support Tsang. All current endorsers are free to endorse any of the five general election candidates after Monday's Boba Primary. |
| ICFF candidate Ke Xie gives a speech at Classic Bowl Friday night in front of the females. Afterwards, he tried to bribe the Daily 1835 into an endorsement by offering a "full-body massage with oil" DAVID CHAN/DAILY 1835 |