(8/1/03)
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A word of warning: these stories are completely random, have no continuity to speak of, and scoff in the face of logic (and probably gravity, too). If you read these and get angry because one story contradicts another, then you're an absolute schmuck. None of this is supposed to make any sense; it's just supposed to make you laugh--kinda like Ranma. And like anime in general, my characters often pull stuff outta nowhere. Don't worry--it's all part of the joke. | |||||||||||||||||
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| In which we meet our island, our heroine, our dead guy--and we hear about our murderer. You should not read this if you are a member of the Coast Guard. (7/23/03) | ||||||||||||||||||
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| In which our dead guy talks, our heroine bitches, and our murderer screams. Don't read this if you like pork. (8/1/03) |
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| All writing (c) Deborah and Eric Signorile. Keep your hands to yourselves, you perverts. | ||||||||||||||||||
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