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Psycho's grand entrance into the group will be seen soon in Quarks comics at ferret-universe.com! But hey... here's a hmmm... for you, what's that plant in the background??? ha ha ha!
Just click and away you go to all these wonderful links! Wow!
Handy Links!
Now, how am I going to fit this in my mouth?
very active boy!
Hello!
Peace! Dude!
snow swimming! Doing the "fertie-paddle"!
Which way did he go?
he loves the tubes!
Hobbes and Psycho give us their best side
After this I better get some hot chocolate!
The real bio:

In 2000, Psycho was found wandering around outside in the wild on some very cold fall weather up in Maine. In the area in which I was living it had been in as low as
twenty degrees below zero! He was brought to a local vet where he was terribly skinny at the time. There a sweet vet tech fell in love with him and saved him from a terrible fate. But alas the people who run college dorms are anti-pets of any kind. Knowing what an incredible ferret nut I am, and well a big softy. She barely had to twist my arm! I happily took him in and he has fit in wonderfully with my other ferrets. Little did I know the time that she had him to fatten him up she also instilled some naughty ferret habits in him. He has a love of burgers, and soda, as well as the usual toe fetish all ferrets seem to have in them. He is wonderful, and has grown even fatter from the tiny skeleton they found him as. Right now he weighs about as much as his partner in crime Hobbes. He's a big boy that is so gentle and sweet. I feel very lucky that my friend at that veterinary hospital has entrusted him to me. And it is so wonderful to see his sweet personality grow and show with every day. He is far different from my other ferrets where as you can see in the pictures below, he loves playing in the snow, but he sure seems to find Florida just as interesting right now! He still has yet to catch one of those lizards! (That's my niece in the lower left area giving the peace sign with Psycho!) She enjoyed the romp in the snow with him, as did all two of the neighborhood kids. Hey I told you I lived in the sticks up there in Maine! The kids make out like bandits on Halloween, trust me!
brrr! that's cold! Damn, if I had "bits" they'd be leaping up to my tonsils right now to keep warm!
Psycho - (AKA Madd Maxx, Lard Butt # 2, Mr. Pear, Otter Boy,
'Dain-Bramadged-Child', Klutz, Baby Huey, etc. etc.)

Sign - No Trespassing, or Out to Lunch depending upon the moon's phase - Ageless!

Psycho is the enigma of ferrets. As insane as his actions are underneath that nutty exterior lays the brain of a true genius. His IQ levels are possibly off the charts although he won't sit still long enough for the tests for us to determine it exactly. He is a "found ferret" so not much is known about his past, but through pet psychics and bad flash back antics we can determine that he was possibly an escaped drug lab test subject! Which could explain the bizarre klutz like behavior followed up by unusually intelligent problem solving and mayhem causing actions!
dare ya to click the boot!
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