The real bio:
In 2000, Psycho was found wandering around outside in the wild on some
very cold fall weather up in Maine. In the area in which I was living
it had been in as low as twenty
degrees below zero!
He was brought to a local vet where he was terribly skinny at the time.
There a sweet vet tech fell in love with him and saved him from a terrible
fate. But alas the people who run college dorms are anti-pets of any
kind. Knowing what an incredible ferret nut I am, and well a big softy.
She barely had to twist my arm! I happily took him in and he has fit
in wonderfully with my other ferrets. Little did I know the time that
she had him to fatten him up she also instilled some naughty ferret
habits in him. He has a love of burgers, and soda, as well as the usual
toe fetish all ferrets seem to have in them. He is wonderful, and has
grown even fatter from the tiny skeleton they found him as. Right now
he weighs about as much as his partner in crime Hobbes. He's a big boy
that is so gentle and sweet. I feel very lucky that my friend at that
veterinary hospital has entrusted him to me. And it is so wonderful
to see his sweet personality grow and show with every day. He is far
different from my other ferrets where as you can see in the pictures
below, he loves playing in the snow, but he sure seems to find Florida
just as interesting right now! He still has yet to catch one of those
lizards! (That's my niece in the lower left area giving the peace sign
with Psycho!) She enjoyed the romp in the snow with him, as did all
two of the neighborhood kids. Hey I told you I lived in the sticks up
there in Maine! The kids make out like bandits on Halloween, trust me! |