The Cumran Sect Fundamentalists are a small group of people who want something to write on government documents where it says '' Religion? ''. The Way of the Dormouse was created by the Brotherhood of poisened angel-ferrets and stands for well nothing really, you as a possible member may bring whatever morality with you that you like as long as you yourself are not an orthodox member of anyother recognised religion as the allmighty bullfrog frowns apon gullable fools. Once a member you have exactly the same role in society as you did before and are not expected to do anything stupid like kill yourself of believe in gods or any other sort of crap like that.
This culty sort of thing unfortunately was not born of divine inspiration, to veiw a more paraphrased version of the said creation click here.- Here
To join this cult and please do. go to the guestbook below and sign it with your name, full name as many people seem to be ignoring lately much to the displeasure of observing pygmy shrews and the order that you wish to belong to or you can invent one. I as the HighPriest belong to the order of the Kitchen Utensils. other orders include The Order of The small Things That Keep Getting Lost, and The Order Of the Finger Dancing Monkeys.All members and chosen orders can be veiwed by clicking click.
If however you wish to contribute quotes, sayings, proverbs or any other crazy shit to the sacred scriptures of the cult then forget about leaving a chosen order and leave some words of joy or wisdom instead. If your name is Paul Brian then forget about leaving anything for now and tryout somthing exciting with two oranges, a unicycle and a wooden spoon.- Report expected on completion of said task. Report 1.) has been recieved, unfortunately many days have passed since this report was filled and rumers have spread of the possible death of the founder of the Order of the Monkey. |
